BuffaloBlood Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 As per Rotoworld Kellen Winslow Jr. is questionable for this weeks game because he has been hospitalized with.................... swollen testicals! So my question... is this the funniest injury of all time?
BeastMode54 Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 The unfortunate part is that I just traded for him this week. I read that earlier today. I just renamed my team Swollen Testes. Winslow must have been getting busy with some real sketchy broads
el Tigre Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 I had a buddy suffer from an affliction similar to that. In his case it was caused by some twisted or crimped blood vessels cutting off blood supply. The pain literally brought him to his knees. Very funny for his friends,not so funny for him.
lets_go_bills Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 That guy has all the talent and ability in the world, but just can't stay outta the hospital. Just when I thought blowing your knee out while doing tricks on crotch rockets in a parking lot was absurd, he has this happen? Seriously though, I hope it's not serious. Those of us who are males know that is an area you never want to hurt.
I 90 Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 What ever happened to the "groin injury" ? NHL'er Lance Pitlick's "ruptured testicle" and this are just too much information.
MattyT Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Takes big balls to publicly admit to an embarrassing injury like that.
Steely Dan Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 http://poetry.rotten.com/testicle/elephb.html Did not need that in any way shape or form Jack-Ass! May a crazed diamond cutter mount your sister!! Maybe his girlfriend took the term job literally.
Wacka Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Piss off. Literally. If it's a twisted vessel, that needs tto be taken care of fast. My friend had it, which caused him lots of pain. The doctors said that it would lead to sterility or possibly loss of the testicle or testicles if not taken care of.
RVJ Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Maybe he did some kind of steriod. Jose Canseco Busted with Anti Nut-Shrinkers Baseball's most famous 'roid monger, Jose Canseco, spent more than 9 hours in federal custody yesterday after U.S. border agents caught him allegedly smuggling HCG -- a hormone commonly used to reverse the shrinking effects of jock juice. According to Canseco's attorney, Jose was on his way back from Mexico, when he was stopped at a San Diego checkpoint and randomly searched. Canseco's lawyer claims feds uncovered a "small amount" of a hormone called HCG. FYI -- the hormone can be legally acquired in the U.S. with a proper prescription. After Canseco and an unidentified passenger spent more than 9 hours in custody, the 44-year-old gave permission for agents to search his Los Angeles home. We're told the sweep turned up nothing. Canseco is due in federal court in on Tuesday to face a smuggling violation.
/dev/null Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 I remember a couple years ago somebody for the Dolphins was listed with two injuries: Finger and Buttocks
Booster4324 Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 I suppose pulling a Ronnie Lott is out of the question... http://www.cantonrep.com/index.php?Categor...mp;endYear=2000
Corp000085 Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 You guys are going to feel awful if he's diagnosed with testicular cancer!
AlbanyBill Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Couldn't help but think of . Yes! that's exactly what I was thinking... What a fargin icehole kellen winslow is!
Steely Dan Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 Piss off. Literally. Ohhhhhh, that aint nice!! You guys are going to feel awful if he's diagnosed with testicular cancer! But he doesn't right now as far as we know.
marauderswr80 Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 How is it funny that Winslow is in the hospital with swollen nads? That can be a serious problem!!! First thing to come to mind is testicular cancer, which is common for males. I dont think this is anything to laugh at.....
CJPearl2 Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 I heard a rumor that he may have gotten swollen testicles from a night with #10. (See 97 Rock contest).
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