PastaJoe Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 The Lingerie Football League, the publicity stunt you might have seen on pay-per-view during a recent Super Bowl halftime show, is taking its bras, panties, and straps to the gridiron for real, forming a league set to premiere in September 2009. Tryouts took place in Seattle this past week and Mitchell Mortaza, founder of LFL, said the reason games won't begin for a year is because they were looking for the hotties at first, and will now try to instill in them some actual football skills to go along with the flowing hair and potential perky enhancements. League play won't start until next September, partly because football skill isn't a requirement. The tryout at Green Lake Field was more about testing athletic ability and gauging beauty. The league will be comprised of 10 teams, all with names that look derived from a Spearmint Rhino timesheet. We enjoy games with the L.A. Temptations, New York Euphoria, Dallas Desire, Chicago Bliss, Atlanta Steam, Seattle Mist, Miami Caliente, San Diego Seduction, Tampa Breeze, and Phoenix Scorch. I just keep imagining what these mascots will look like. How do you truly personify a "Seduction"? And I don't even want to know how they're going about the Steam. The players will make $40,000 a year, which really is going to be a huge pay cut for the majority of these ladies, who undoubtedly come from big law firms and investment brokerage firms. Story with pictures: http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2008/10/08/w...1088x1200681880 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 The Lingerie Football League, the publicity stunt you might have seen on pay-per-view during a recent Super Bowl halftime show, is taking its bras, panties, and straps to the gridiron for real, forming a league set to premiere in September 2009. Tryouts took place in Seattle this past week and Mitchell Mortaza, founder of LFL, said the reason games won't begin for a year is because they were looking for the hotties at first, and will now try to instill in them some actual football skills to go along with the flowing hair and potential perky enhancements. League play won't start until next September, partly because football skill isn't a requirement. The tryout at Green Lake Field was more about testing athletic ability and gauging beauty. The league will be comprised of 10 teams, all with names that look derived from a Spearmint Rhino timesheet. We enjoy games with the L.A. Temptations, New York Euphoria, Dallas Desire, Chicago Bliss, Atlanta Steam, Seattle Mist, Miami Caliente, San Diego Seduction, Tampa Breeze, and Phoenix Scorch. I just keep imagining what these mascots will look like. How do you truly personify a "Seduction"? And I don't even want to know how they're going about the Steam. The players will make $40,000 a year, which really is going to be a huge pay cut for the majority of these ladies, who undoubtedly come from big law firms and investment brokerage firms. Story with pictures: http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2008/10/08/w...1088x1200681880 No Buffalo B word's team??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 The Lingerie Football League, the publicity stunt you might have seen on pay-per-view during a recent Super Bowl halftime show, is taking its bras, panties, and straps to the gridiron for real, forming a league set to premiere in September 2009. Tryouts took place in Seattle this past week and Mitchell Mortaza, founder of LFL, said the reason games won't begin for a year is because they were looking for the hotties at first, and will now try to instill in them some actual football skills to go along with the flowing hair and potential perky enhancements. League play won't start until next September, partly because football skill isn't a requirement. The tryout at Green Lake Field was more about testing athletic ability and gauging beauty. The league will be comprised of 10 teams, all with names that look derived from a Spearmint Rhino timesheet. We enjoy games with the L.A. Temptations, New York Euphoria, Dallas Desire, Chicago Bliss, Atlanta Steam, Seattle Mist, Miami Caliente, San Diego Seduction, Tampa Tampon Breeze, and Phoenix Scorch. I just keep imagining what these mascots will look like. How do you truly personify a "Seduction"? And I don't even want to know how they're going about the Steam. The players will make $40,000 a year, which really is going to be a huge pay cut for the majority of these ladies, who undoubtedly come from big law firms and investment brokerage firms. Story with pictures: http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2008/10/08/w...1088x1200681880 BTW, fixed it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 BTW, do the girls go on IR once a month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 The Lingerie Football League, the publicity stunt you might have seen on pay-per-view during a recent Super Bowl halftime show, is taking its bras, panties, and straps to the gridiron for real, forming a league set to premiere in September 2009. http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2008/10/08/w...1088x1200681880 Will they wear the socially mandated pink ribbon that all good sheep demand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetbaboo Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 The players will make $40,000 a year, which really is going to be a huge pay cut for the majority of these ladies, who undoubtedly come from big law firms and investment brokerage firms. of course...the other hot chicks can't get away from waiting tables at the cheesecake factory because business is booming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Halftime mud wrestling. The losers have to make out with each other at the fifty yard line for 15 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 The players will make $40,000 a year, which really is going to be a huge pay cut for the majority of these ladies, who undoubtedly come from big law firms and investment brokerage firms. It's a helluva pay cut if they're working at Hooters or dancing at the Capri Lounge out by the airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 This will be gone faster than the XFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 This will be gone faster than the XFL. I doubt they ever take the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I doubt they ever take the field. If it's on free TV I'll be a regular viewer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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