Philly McButterpants Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I thought of another one: George: I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, "Hey he's no pig-man!" Jerry: Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pig-men. No matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts attracted to it. "Oo that little tail turns me on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I think my favorite part of that episode is, Elaine has to say it a couple of times to Jerry before he gets what she is talking about. But, as soon as she say's "He took it out" to Kramer, he immediately knows and says "Wooah" or something to that effect. I found the whole scene: :lol: JERRY: Come on. How was your date? ELAINE: Oh, the date. The date. JERRY: Ya how was it? ELAINE: Interesting. JERRY: Really. ELAINE: Oh ya. JERRY: Why what happened? ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this. JERRY: Just put it. ELAINE: He took it out. JERRY: (confused) He what? ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out. JERRY: He took what out? ELAINE: It. JERRY: He took It, Out? ELAINE: Yessiree Bob. JERRY: He couldn't. ELAINE: He did. JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous... ELAINE: Noooo. JERRY: You mean he just ELAINE: Yes. JERRY: Are you sure? ELAINE: Oh quite. JERRY: There was no mistaking it? ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry. JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") you're having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") then all of sudden... ELAINE: Yea. JERRY: It. ELAINE: It. JERRY: Out. ELAINE: Out. JERRY: Well I, I can't believe this. I know Phil, he, he's a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be? ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with? (Kramer enters) KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola? ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out. (Shocked, Kramer acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back) KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's in human. (Scene Ends) I think my favorite part of that episode is, Elaine has to say it a couple of times to Jerry before he gets what she is talking about. But, as soon as she say's "He took it out" to Kramer, he immediately knows and says "Wooah" or something to that effect. Missed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zevo Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I dont know why but the following line is the one that made me laugh the hardest because of its sheer randomness: " Last night I had a dream a cheeseburger was eatin' ME!" - Jerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliffnormsam Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Steinbrenner: Well, he'd been logging some pretty heavy hours, first one in in the morning, last one to leave at night. That kid was a human dynamo. Estelle: Are you sure you're talking about George? Steinbrenner: You are Mr. and Mrs. Costanza? Frank (yelling): What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you don't know what the hell you're doin'!! Steinbrenner: Well, Buener was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people love Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying 'Ken Phelps , Ken Phelps'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 KRAMER: No. <To George> But I did run into somebody you might be interested in, a Mr. Jon Voight, the actor? GEORGE: Jon Voight! Are you kiddin' me? Did you talk to him? KRAMER: Well, he was a little standoffish. GEORGE: What, you didn't ask him about the car? KRAMER: No, I couldn't, his cab pulled away. But he did, however, make an impression on me. <Pulls up his sleeve and shows George his arm.> Look. JERRY: What? KRAMER: His tooth marks. He bit me. GEORGE: Jon Voight bit you? JERRY: Well, what is he, a vampire? KRAMER: No, it's justifiable. He thought I was going for his wallet. GEORGE (looking at Kramer's arm): He left perfect imprints. KRAMER: That he did. Now, you got that pencil with the bite marks on it? We get a trained eye to match 'em up, and we'll see whether or not you're driving Jon Voight's car! JERRY: Oh, please. GEORGE: Wait a minute, wait, it's not that stupid. JERRY: No, it's stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 " I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Missed it. "KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's in human." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 " I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body." Classic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 FRANK: Kramer, I got your message. I haven't celebrated Festivus in years! What is your interest? KRAMER: Well, just tell me everything, huh? FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way! KRAMER: What happened to the doll? FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 FRANK: Kramer, I got your message. I haven't celebrated Festivus in years! What is your interest? KRAMER: Well, just tell me everything, huh? FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way! KRAMER: What happened to the doll? FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!" The Airing of Grievances is currently underway over on PPP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 The Airing of Grievances is currently underway over on PPP. Don't forgot that his will go on until I am pinned! (Feats of Strength) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 The Airing of Grievances is currently underway over on PPP. FRANK: Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks! GEORGE: Oh, God. FRANK: (To George) Quiet, you'll get yours in a minute. Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe. I lost my train of thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 FRANK: Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hearabout it! You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks! GEORGE: Oh, God. FRANK: (To George) Quiet, you'll get yours in a minute. Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe. I lost my train of thought. Have you seen the pole, Kouger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerville Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I was in the pool!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 The Airing of Grievances is currently underway over on PPP. The feats of strength are happening here too. A lot of people keep trying to ram their opinion's down other people's throats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 "That baby looks like Lyndon Johnson!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 FRANK: Kramer, I got your message. I haven't celebrated Festivus in years! What is your interest? KRAMER: Well, just tell me everything, huh? FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way! KRAMER: What happened to the doll? FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!" How could I forget this one. Great eposide! Kramer: "Hey no bagel no bagel no bagel!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Flanders Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 From the Keith Hernandez episode: George: "You like gum? I gotta a gum guy." The NASA pen episode: "Take the pen...go ahead, take the pen. I know the guy that makes 'em. Take the pen, Jerry. TAKE THE PEN." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 LD was the off camera voice in many episodes. It never really dawned on me until I started watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and recognized his voice. He was the original voice of Nummen until they cast an actor to play him and make him an actual character, then they went back and had the actor dub over LD's voice in the old episodes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coloradobillsfan Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 my sister had pony my cousin had pony so what's wrong with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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