Steely Dan Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 For those of you who don't watch Letterman he does a bit about fun facts. He usually starts with a couple that are true and then they go into the absurd. These are the winners of an online contest he had going. No, none are mine. Fun Facts Contest Winners! Week Three "Abracadabra" is Latin for "I hope to hell this works" - Jeff T., Peterborough, NH It takes a giraffe a half an hour to clear its throat - Randy J., King, NC It has been scientifically proven that the most effort any human can give is 107% - Jesse B., Souderton, PA The first batch of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup was just "Mm Mm Okay" - Amanda K., Middleburg Heights, OH Before taking over "The Price Is Right," Drew Carey was neutered - Ian W., Richmond, BC Ben Franklin's first bifocals had eyes painted on the outside of the lenses to improve his poker game - George M., Valley Stream, NY If Sharon Stone married Oliver Stone, she'd be known as Sharon Stone - David T., Salem, NH When JC Penney died, he left his wife penniless - Martin K., Chicopee, MA Despite countless renditions of the song, Dionne Warwick still does not know the way to San Jose - Patrick A., Sunnyvale, CA That's not dancing. Those aren't stars. - John K., Dallas, TX Feel free to add your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Nobody starts more pointless threads than Steeley Dan. -K D., CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 .... oh come on now....just having a litle fun with you. Some of them were pretty funny, others not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 6, 2008 Author Share Posted October 6, 2008 oh come on now....just having a litle fun with you. Some of them were pretty funny, others not so much. Sorry, deleted the post. It just seems to be seriously, not in a funny way, bust on Steely this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Sorry, deleted the post. It just seems to be seriously, not in a funny way, bust on Steely this week. That's because you cheered for the Cardinals. Other than that you're ok. You are definitely the king of OTW. (in a good way) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Sorry, deleted the post. It just seems to be seriously, not in a funny way, bust on Steely this week. Geez...you're sensitive this week. bbinATL is correct, this was a make up for not busting on you for rooting for the Cardinal(s) since 1) Stanford is a bunch of douchebags, 2) you bashed ND and 3) ND won anyway. Keep up the good OTW work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Sorry, deleted the post. It just seems to be seriously, not in a funny way, bust on Steely this week. i apologize for calling you a bastard, dint realize you were having such a gawdawful rotten stinky piss poor chitty yucky dark disgusting revolting sad in a sad way day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 6, 2008 Author Share Posted October 6, 2008 That's because you cheered for the Cardinals. Other than that you're ok. You are definitely the king of OTW. (in a good way) and thanks. Geez...you're sensitive this week. bbinATL is correct, this was a make up for not busting on you for rooting for the Cardinal(s) since 1) Stanford is a bunch of douchebags, 2) you bashed ND and 3) ND won anyway. Keep up the good OTW work... And that is a bad thing, why? i apologize for calling you a bastard, dint realize you were having such a gawdawful rotten stinky piss poor chitty yucky dark disgusting revolting sad in a sad way day. That's not a problem I am a bastard it's just the stuff I'm not that bothers me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 If Roy Williams married Roy Williams, he'd be known as Roy Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 If Roy Williams married Roy Williams, he'd be known as Roy Williams. Ok--for those over 45....Kay Ballard married astronaut Wally Schirra...then divorced him and married her brother. Kay Schirra Schirra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Ok--for those over 45....Kay Ballard married astronaut Wally Schirra...then divorced him and married her brother.Kay Schirra Schirra Sorry, that would make her Kay Schirra Ballard (and a West Virginian). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 6, 2008 Author Share Posted October 6, 2008 If Roy Williams married Roy Williams, he'd be known as Roy Williams. Ok--for those over 45....Kay Ballard married astronaut Wally Schirra...then divorced him and married her brother.Kay Schirra Schirra Well, whatever will be, will be. If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 6, 2008 Author Share Posted October 6, 2008 Sorry, that would make her Kay Schirra Ballard (and a West Virginian). In a The Far Side comic. Two women are carried up a volcano by tribesmen and one says to the other "Ha! And you were worried they wouldn't like Americans. Why, these people just lit up when I explained we were Virginians!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 I got one! If Indiana University and GoDaddy.com merged, the sports teams would be called the Indiana Hoosier Daddys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2008 Author Share Posted October 7, 2008 I got one! If Indiana University and GoDaddy.com merged, the sports teams would be called the Indiana Hoosier Daddys. Foo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 If Jerry Lewis married Jeff Garcia, they'd be Jerry Garcia. And would have really ugly kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 If Tom Brady married Gisele he would still be gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2008 Author Share Posted October 7, 2008 If Jerry Lewis married Jeff Garcia, they'd be Jerry Garcia. And would have really ugly kids How do you know which one would be dominant? It could be Jeff Lewis. If Tom Brady married Gisele he would still be gay That's a mmmpppphhh, horrible thing, mmmmmmppphhh, to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 How do you know which one would be dominant? It could be Jeff Lewis. Their kids would still be ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2008 Author Share Posted October 7, 2008 Their kids would still be ugly 'Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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