extrahammer Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 I saw him steal, called the cops, AND THEY CAUGHT HIM! Turns out the guy had $1,500 worth of stolen merchandise in his car, a suspended driver's license, outdated traffic violation from a year ago, and a shoplifting misdemeanor. Also, was driving a really nice Jaguar, but he went to jail so it got towed. What a way to start the morning.
The Dean Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 I saw him steal, called the cops, AND THEY CAUGHT HIM! Turns out the guy had $1,500 worth of stolen merchandise in his car, a suspended driver's license, outdated traffic violation from a year ago, and a shoplifting misdemeanor. Also, was driving a really nice Jaguar, but he went to jail so it got towed. What a way to start the morning. Snitch.
The Dean Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 OK, the last post was a joke. What did you catch him stealing?
Beerball Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 OK, the last post was a joke. What did you catch him stealing? copper clappers
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 copper clappers Where were they kept?
erynthered Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 Was her name Clara Clifford? And was she from Cleveland?
The Dean Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 For the young ones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpVjW30I-YU
Beerball Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 Was her name Clara Clifford? And was she from Cleveland? Claude Cooper is from Cleveland.
MattyT Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 When I get out of here I'm going to drive over to your house in my Jag and steal your computer!
extrahammer Posted October 3, 2008 Author Posted October 3, 2008 I was getting my morning smoothie at Smoothie King and I caught him stealing supplements. He made 2 trips to his car after putting a can of protein under his shirt. I know he had to have seen me staring him down. Anyway, while he was making the trips, I called the police, and they caught him, they came and picked me up to identify him and I got to ride in the police car with the sirens on during rush hour, it was pretty amazing. It was like "Cop and 1/2" but more raw.
The Dean Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 I was getting my morning smoothie at Smoothie King and I caught him stealing supplements. He made to trips to his car after putting a can of protein under his shirt. I know he had to have seen me staring him down. Anyway, while he was making the trips, I called the police, and they caught him, they came and picked me up to identify him and I got to ride in the police car with the sirens on during rush hour, it was pretty amazing. It was like "Cop and 1/2" but more raw. MrJasper, TSW's own "little crime stopper".
Beerball Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 I was getting my morning smoothie at Smoothie King and I caught him stealing supplements. He made to trips to his car after putting a can of protein under his shirt. I know he had to have seen me staring him down. Anyway, while he was making the trips, I called the police, and they caught him, they came and picked me up to identify him and I got to ride in the police car with the sirens on during rush hour, it was pretty amazing. It was like "Cop and 1/2" but more raw. Stealing supplements? It wasn't this guy, was it? BTW--good for you!
Wacka Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 Good to keep an eye out. Locally an off duty cop was waiting in his car for his wife at the mall in his car and saw a few people eying cars. Called it in and they busted a couple of people with a trunk full of stolen car radios and a couple of guns under the seats.
extrahammer Posted October 3, 2008 Author Posted October 3, 2008 I forgot to mention that the $1,500 worth of merchandise was all nutritional supplements. Apparently he had been stealing them and re-selling them to his gym buddies. Obviously he hasn't heard of steroids yet...
Dante Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 MrJasper, TSW's own "little crime stopper". LOL. Let us know when you take down a meth lab!
stevewin Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 A weary world will sleep easier tonight - knowing the notorious "Smoothie King bandit" has been taken off the streets.. j/k
Dante Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 Poor guy. Does something good and just gets sh-- for it
John from Riverside Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 Did your trunk monkey aid you in this?
KD in CA Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 For the young ones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpVjW30I-YU Nothing funnier than watching Carson trying to hold back a smile during a skit. Great stuff.
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