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George : shouldn't you be at work by now ?

 

Newman : Work ? I don't work in the rain.

 

"Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow...it's the first one!"

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[Jerry takes Newman's mail route so Newman can get transfered to Hawaii]

Newman: Too many people got their mail. Close to 80%. Nobody's ever cracked the 50% barrier.

Jerry: I tried my best!

Newman: *Exactly*. You're a disgrace to the uniform.

[Newman rips USPS patch off of coat]

Jerry: You know, this is your coat.

Newman: [looks at torn patch] Damn.

Posted
[Jerry takes Newman's mail route so Newman can get transfered to Hawaii]

Newman: Too many people got their mail. Close to 80%. Nobody's ever cracked the 50% barrier.

Jerry: I tried my best!

Newman: *Exactly*. You're a disgrace to the uniform.

[Newman rips USPS patch off of coat]

Jerry: You know, this is your coat.

Newman: [looks at torn patch] Damn.

 

 

"It's like the 3 minute mile"

"Can't be done"

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