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Here are the Rules - you have to take a drink every time Palin:

 

Says "Thanks but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere: Demand a new drink from your hosts, say "thanks but no thanks," and then when no one's looking, take it anyway, then claim you never wanted it.

 

References how you can see Russia from Alaska and calls it "experience".

 

Winks or gives a thumbs up to the audience.

 

Says a world leader's name, two drinks if it's pronounced correctly.

 

Says any of these words/phrases: Alaska, Bridge to Nowhere, job creation, Washington elite/establishment, media elite, corporate greed, pitbull, lipstick, or maverick.

 

Leaves off a trailing "g" - takin', leavin', changin', etc.

 

Any time Palin answers a question, and someone at your party blurts out "WTF is she talking about?"

 

When Palin claims that Washington's problems can be solved by small town know how and common sense: Drink a Labatt Blue as you read up on how to become a Canadian citizen.

 

When Palin recounts putting the governor's jet on eBay: Auction off a beer to your friends.

 

When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience: Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint and insist it's the same thing.

 

When Palin talks about being the most popular governor in the country: Go to a room by yourself, realize you're the most popular person in the room, then finish your drink.

 

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-99661

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Here are the Rules - you have to take a drink every time Palin:

 

Says "Thanks but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere: Demand a new drink from your hosts, say "thanks but no thanks," and then when no one's looking, take it anyway, then claim you never wanted it.

 

References how you can see Russia from Alaska and calls it "experience".

 

Winks or gives a thumbs up to the audience.

 

Says a world leader's name, two drinks if it's pronounced correctly.

 

Says any of these words/phrases: Alaska, Bridge to Nowhere, job creation, Washington elite/establishment, media elite, corporate greed, pitbull, lipstick, or maverick.

 

Leaves off a trailing "g" - takin', leavin', changin', etc.

 

Any time Palin answers a question, and someone at your party blurts out "WTF is she talking about?"

 

When Palin claims that Washington's problems can be solved by small town know how and common sense: Drink a Labatt Blue as you read up on how to become a Canadian citizen.

 

When Palin recounts putting the governor's jet on eBay: Auction off a beer to your friends.

 

When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience: Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint and insist it's the same thing.

 

When Palin talks about being the most popular governor in the country: Go to a room by yourself, realize you're the most popular person in the room, then finish your drink.

 

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-99661

 

I like this in concept, but I'm afraid it's too complicated in practice.

 

Rather, I would suggest an Obama/McCain debate drinking game. Every time Obama mentions "change" or mentions McCain and Bush in the same sentence, the Democrats in the room take a drink. Every time McCain mentions being a POW or says "Obama just doesn't understand", the Republicans take a drink.

 

The hangover the next morning will give everyone a feel for what the next four years are going to be like.

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There's probably alot of drinkers with hangovers as Palin hit 7 of the 11 drinking points:

 

Winks or gives a thumbs up to the audience.

 

Says a world leader's name, two drinks if it's pronounced correctly.

 

Says any of these words/phrases: Alaska, Bridge to Nowhere, job creation, Washington elite/establishment, media elite, corporate greed, pitbull, lipstick, or maverick.

 

Leaves off a trailing "g" - takin', leavin', changin', etc.

 

Any time Palin answers a question, and someone at your party blurts out "WTF is she talking about?"

**This one was a judgement call since technically she didn't answer most of the questions, but she did meet the WTF criteria**

 

When Palin claims that Washington's problems can be solved by small town know how and common sense: Drink a Labatt Blue as you read up on how to become a Canadian citizen.

 

When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience: Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint and insist it's the same thing.

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There's probably alot of drinkers with hangovers as Palin hit 7 of the 11 drinking points:

 

Winks or gives a thumbs up to the audience.

 

Says a world leader's name, two drinks if it's pronounced correctly.

 

Says any of these words/phrases: Alaska, Bridge to Nowhere, job creation, Washington elite/establishment, media elite, corporate greed, pitbull, lipstick, or maverick.

 

Leaves off a trailing "g" - takin', leavin', changin', etc.

 

Any time Palin answers a question, and someone at your party blurts out "WTF is she talking about?"

**This one was a judgement call since technically she didn't answer most of the questions, but she did meet the WTF criteria**

 

When Palin claims that Washington's problems can be solved by small town know how and common sense: Drink a Labatt Blue as you read up on how to become a Canadian citizen.

 

When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience: Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint and insist it's the same thing.

 

But she hit most of them repeatedly. Anyone who played this game died of alcohol poisoning.

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The change that Washington needs is less gridlock.

 

Having two of the MOST liberal and far left senators being in the White House will not help with the grid-lock of our country.

 

I'm not impressed with either canditate. I'm DEFINITELY not supportive of Obama... that guy actually scares me. But I'm not the biggest McCain supporter either. I disagree with him a lot.

 

But let's be honest... McCain works with Democrats a heckava lot more than Obama works with Republicans.

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The change that Washington needs is less gridlock.

 

Having two of the MOST liberal and far left senators being in the White House will not help with the grid-lock of our country.

 

I'm not impressed with either canditate. I'm DEFINITELY not supportive of Obama... that guy actually scares me. But I'm not the biggest McCain supporter either. I disagree with him a lot.

 

But let's be honest... McCain works with Democrats a heckava lot more than Obama works with Republicans.

 

Her new buzzword is "maverick"!

 

Hell if McCain can be Maverick, she can be Palladin (Have Gun Will Travel).

Not to be out-done Biden is buddies with Joe Six Pack! :lol:

 

Neither of them said a lot that was true or profound, but Palladin did it in kitchen talk and JSP Biden did it while speaking in tongues (washingtonese ebonics).

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The change that Washington needs is less gridlock.

 

Having two of the MOST liberal and far left senators being in the White House will not help with the grid-lock of our country.

 

I'm not impressed with either canditate. I'm DEFINITELY not supportive of Obama... that guy actually scares me. But I'm not the biggest McCain supporter either. I disagree with him a lot.

 

But let's be honest... McCain works with Democrats a heckava lot more than Obama works with Republicans.

 

Don't Americans realize that Bush ran on what McCain/Palin are saying... Bush in 2000 kept on saying: "I am a Washington outsider."

 

Will Americans be dumb enough to fall for this for the third time?

 

Actually... We need people who ARE NOT outsiders. Try telling that to the stumps out there.

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Don't Americans realize that Bush ran on what McCain/Palin are saying... Bush in 2000 kept on saying: "I am a Washington outsider."

 

Will Americans be dumb enough to fall for this for the third time?

 

Actually... We need people who ARE NOT outsiders. Try telling that to the stumps out there.

 

Wait, Bush ran on what Obama is saying too? Amazing!

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I like this in concept, but I'm afraid it's too complicated in practice.

 

Rather, I would suggest an Obama/McCain debate drinking game. Every time Obama mentions "change" or mentions McCain and Bush in the same sentence, the Democrats in the room take a drink. Every time McCain mentions being a POW or says "Obama just doesn't understand", the Republicans take a drink.

 

The hangover the next morning will give everyone a feel for what the next four years are going to be like.

 

The most sobering thought I have seen expressed on this board. : :blink:cry:

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The change that Washington needs is less gridlock.

 

Having two of the MOST liberal and far left senators being in the White House will not help with the grid-lock of our country.

 

I'm not impressed with either canditate. I'm DEFINITELY not supportive of Obama... that guy actually scares me. But I'm not the biggest McCain supporter either. I disagree with him a lot.

 

But let's be honest... McCain works with Democrats a heckava lot more than Obama works with Republicans.

 

This whole line of reasoning given by Republicans that McCain works with Democrats is a reason to support him seems hypocritical. If he supports Democrat legislation, and Democrat legislation is as bad as we're told by Republicans, then isn't that poor judgement on his part? Wouldn't they want someone who supports Republican policies? And if I prefer Democrat policies, why not just vote for the Democrat so I'm sure they'll get supported? Never mind the fact that McCain only opposed Bush supported legislation 10% of the time.

 

Just because someone doesn't vote for the other parties legislation doesn't mean they didn't work with the other party. They all work with each other in Congress to try to arrive at some compromise or consensus.

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