Would you notice if your butt was stapled shut?

[Ramius]

This guy didn't.

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26855727

[erynthered]

This guy didn't.

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26855727

 

 

The Big Cat needs that done to him.

[Steely Dan]

And here he thought it was gonna be a stomach staple. How do you let something like this go without contacting your doctor after two or less days?

[DC Tom]

Yes, I think...wait, let me check...

 

 

 

 

 

 

...huh. Guess not.

[dib]

my butt staples itself shut every time I fly

[tennesseeboy]

Smoking two packs a day contributed to his problems? What orifice was he smoking from?

[The Big Cat]

The Big Cat needs that done to him.

 

[Chef Jim]

Patient claims he couldn't defecate for 17 days

 

Damn, I'd be more than two weeks behind in the comics section of the local paper.

[Marv's Neighbor]

It's not uncommon.

 

Gregg, Gilbride, Meathead and Donohoe all had that. I think Gregg still has it!

[duey]

Nice lunch time read.