The Big Cat Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I'm a temp working for a major company (been here 3+ months). I'm young and fairly unexperienced, so I do little to put my employment at jeopardy. I put a sign on the door that reads "Flooded, please fix." Any other appropriate and courteous course of action I should pursue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Next time throw your tampon away instead of flushing it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Yes, actually TELL SOMEONE it's flooded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Next time throw your tampon away instead of flushing it? Fabulous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Next time throw your tampon away instead of flushing it? Stop eating the stuff that makes you produce excessively large turds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted September 29, 2008 Author Share Posted September 29, 2008 Yes, actually TELL SOMEONE it's flooded If I knew the right person to tell, believe me I would. Stop eating the stuff that makes you produce excessively large turds. Yeah, I must have been the only person here to drink lots of beer and eat lots of wings yesterday. And since it's a Monday, it's tough to justify pounding some joe in my first hour of work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Yeah, I must have been the only person here to drink lots of beer and eat lots of wings yesterday. And since it's a Monday, it's tough to justify pounding some joe in my first hour of work! Nice try at explaining why you're full of . Taint buying it Mcgee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted September 29, 2008 Author Share Posted September 29, 2008 Nice try at explaining why you're full of . Taint buying it Mcgee! Perhaps you missed the initial point of this thread, because I'm certainly not full of right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I'm a temp working for a major company (been here 3+ months). I'm young and fairly unexperienced, so I do little to put my employment at jeopardy. I put a sign on the door that reads "SHITTER'S FULL." Any other appropriate and courteous course of action I should pursue? Honey, have you checked our shitter recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUFootball29 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Well at least he didn't start the office on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted September 29, 2008 Author Share Posted September 29, 2008 Honey, have you checked our shitter recently? Well done! If only it were December I could include the 'Merry Christmas!' lead in! If Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Well at least he didn't start the office on fire That's mean, but excessively funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Well done! If only it were December I could include the 'Merry Christmas!' lead in! If Is it too early for Happy Halloween? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Well at least he didn't start the office on fire As long as they don't steal his red Swingline stapler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 And since it's a Monday, it's tough to justify pounding some joe in my first hour of work! Nobody talks to me at work until I have 3 cups of coffee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 And since it's a Monday, it's tough to justify pounding some joe in my first hour of work! You named your penis "joe"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted September 29, 2008 Author Share Posted September 29, 2008 You named your penis "joe"? To clarify- First name: Joe Last name: Mama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Internet at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 At least he didn't drop a deuce in the urinal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Stand outside the bathroom and bragg to passer byers about the awesomeness of what you've accomplished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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