Hospital tells grandfather, 71, that he's pregnant

[EC-Bills]

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[Steely Dan]

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Whatta slut!!

[Beerball]

For the record, I do have standards and can state unequivocally that I am not the father.

[Steely Dan]

For the record, I don't have standards and can state unequivocally that I am not it's quite possible I'm the father.

 

Fixed!

[Wacka]

My grandfather, who was 78 in 1968, got a draft notice! My mother was going to tell the paper, but he had already thrown out te letter.

 

 

 

I got hit in the family jewels once and got a hydrocele (sac of fluid). The doctor could tell it was not a tumor with a flashlight. To be sure he took a blood test. Many testicular cancers produce human chorionic gonadatropin, (hCG), a hormone produced by a fetus and what is detected in a pregnancy test. The bill said Pregnancy Test on it!

[Steely Dan]

My grandfather, who was 78 in 1968, got a draft notice! My mother was going to tell the paper, but he had already thrown out te letter.

 

 

 

I got hit in the family jewels once and got a hydrocele (sac of fluid). The doctor could tell it was not a tumor with a flashlight. To be sure he took a blood test. Many testicular cancers produce human chorionic gonadatropin, (hCG), a hormone produced by a fetus and what is detected in a pregnancy test. The bill said Pregnancy Test on it!

 

Ok, do want to tell us honestly why they gave you a pregnancy test??

[Wacka]

Ok, do want to tell us honestly why they gave you a pregnancy test??

That's it. That's what happened. Got it lanced several months later. Spent a night in the hospital, ice on my boys for a few days and nothing wrong.

[Steely Dan]

That's it. That's what happened. Got it lanced several months later. Spent a night in the hospital, ice on my boys for a few days and nothing wrong.

 

 

Just admit you thought you were pregnant because you didn't understand biology yet.