bluenews Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 and for the past two weeks Mort's sources have confirmed that Lane Kiffen will be fired as early as Monday. ESPN need to can his jackss!
Joe Miner Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 I don't think Mort knows what irony is. Are you suggesting that Mort = Alannis Morissette
devldog131 Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Donahue? That must be how he got into tv, connie chung must be pissed
nick in* england Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Friggin Mort is a joke. As bad as John Clayton.
DrDawkinstein Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Mort is the worst they have on their NFL staff. Right down there with Kiper.
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Can someone form a compilation of all the Mort reporting that has been wrong? Like how Mort had Lane Kiffen being fired like 3 times now, along with all his other douchebaggery.
berndogg Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Mort is the worst they have on their NFL staff. Right down there with Kiper. Why would you base your opinion of how someone is playing based on what other players have told you instead of just watching the film and forming your own opinion. Does this guy have a brain of his own? I think this sums it up best: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/1...ports-that.html
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Why would you base your opinion of how someone is playing based on what other players have told you instead of just watching the film and forming your own opinion. Does this guy have a brain of his own? I think this sums it up best: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/1...ports-that.html Wow, I was laughing so hard I had to close the door to my office. This is the line that got me started: "ESPN’s Chris Mortensen reports that ESPN’s Bill Parcells is carrying with him a preserved mosquito in amber, and plans on cloning dinosaurs once he lands in Miami."
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 It's his track record. Mort will find anything negative he possibly can to point out abotu the Bills. No matter how much success they are having at a given time. Even to the point of making stuff up, which he may have even done in this case. Unless I'm way off as I watch Stroud play thus far.
Lv-Bills Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 LMAO. This is just unreal. Stroud has been terrific for us. Very diruptive in games 1 and 2 especially. It's funny how almost all analysts on NFL Sirius radio gushed about his performances in weeks 1 and 2, but yet Mort finds yet another way to diss the Bills. I'm not one to get worked up over "no pub" for our team, but Mort goes beyond the call of duty to say bad things about the Bills. He's a waste of space if you ask me. Wonder how his boy Donahoe is doing now? Is he taking tickets at the movie theatre in McKinley mall yet? Unreal.
IDBillzFan Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Ya gotta love this article about Green getting the start this weekend in St. Louis.
bills_red Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 A G on the Fins I read was asked who the best D-Line player in the AFC East. He said Stroud was looking great in the pre-season and picked him. Think it was on ESPN.
JujuFish Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Yea I'm willing to bet money you don't realize that "yea" is pronounced "yay" and the word you're probably thinking about is "yeah".
Steely Dan Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Hmmm, Mort ranks on the Bills. What're the odds? Damn, now I have to revise my opinion of Stroud. Urkel > Mort Dog Crap > Mort Yea Shouldn't you spell that YEAH! Wow, I was laughing so hard I had to close the door to my office. This is the line that got me started: "ESPN’s Chris Mortensen reports that ESPN’s Bill Parcells is carrying with him a preserved mosquito in amber, and plans on cloning dinosaurs once he lands in Miami." My favorite: ESPN’s Chris Mortensen tells ESPN’s “Mike & Mike” that a reported flight to Atlanta tonight contained Elton John without his hair or makeup, and NOT ESPN’s Bill Parcells.
Steely Dan Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 I'm willing to bet money you don't realize that "yea" is pronounced "yay" and the word you're probably thinking about is "yeah". Damn you beat me to it!!!
JujuFish Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Damn you beat me to it!!! Na na na boo boo!
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