buckeyemike Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 As of this moment, I've officially seen everything. I know that this idiot who was pulled over probably thought it was very funny, like a 12 year old boy would, but to be charged with battery for farting close to a police officer is ludicrous. The guy is endangering public safety by driving drunk, not by letting one rip. Guess we all gotta watch the Coca-Cola and chili dogs from now on. God forbid we get pulled over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Speaking of watching where you fart, is it OK to honk the goose while peeing at a urinal in the workplace? I've gotten into the habit of blasting with out worry in the latrine but I work in a factory where dudes smell like dumpsters fulls of carcasses. I imagine if the CEO were to walk in, (which he won't because he has a private bath), I'd keep my flatulence to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 Speaking of watching where you fart, is it OK to honk the goose while peeing at a urinal in the workplace? I've gotten into the habit of blasting with out worry in the latrine but I work in a factory where dudes smell like dumpsters fulls of carcasses. I imagine if the CEO were to walk in, (which he won't because he has a private bath), I'd keep my flatulence to myself. Of course it's OK. You're in the bathroom. I've been some places where it's expected and encouraged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Your honor, the defendant is charged with Driving under the influence and Criminally flatulent behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 As of this moment, I've officially seen everything. I know that this idiot who was pulled over probably thought it was very funny, like a 12 year old boy would, but to be charged with battery for farting close to a police officer is ludicrous. The guy is endangering public safety by driving drunk, not by letting one rip. Guess we all gotta watch the Coca-Cola and chili dogs from now on. God forbid we get pulled over. If you're smokin a doobie in the car maybe it's a good idea to stop at Taco Bell to mask the smell. Speaking of watching where you fart, is it OK to honk the goose while peeing at a urinal in the workplace? I've gotten into the habit of blasting with out worry in the latrine but I work in a factory where dudes smell like dumpsters fulls of carcasses. I imagine if the CEO were to walk in, (which he won't because he has a private bath), I'd keep my flatulence to myself. It's called the men's room for a reason. Belching, farting and ass scratching are allowed. Your honor, the defendant is charged with Driving under the influence and Criminally flatulent behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 This is setting a bad precedent. Women are going to take advantage of this ruling and men across the country will be charged with Flatutory Rape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 This is setting a bad precedent. Women are going to take advantage of this ruling and men across the country will be charged with Flatutory Rape A woman got out of a speeding ticket by using the PMS defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 This is setting a bad precedent. Women are going to take advantage of this ruling and men across the country will be charged with Flatutory Rape Ba-dum-bum. You gonna be here all week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 It's called the men's room for a reason. Belching, farting and ass scratching are allowed. As long as you scratch your own ass.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 As long as you scratch your own ass.... I'm not talking about the "Mens Room" at Minneapolis airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Speaking of watching where you fart, is it OK to honk the goose while peeing at a urinal in the workplace? I've gotten into the habit of blasting with out worry in the latrine but I work in a factory where dudes smell like dumpsters fulls of carcasses. I imagine if the CEO were to walk in, (which he won't because he has a private bath), I'd keep my flatulence to myself. Everything about this post had me laughing When my father was younger, he gave me a lesson about farting at work. He told me a story about him having to let one go in the office one time. He said the brewing in his bowels was so bad, he had to run to the bathroom because he knew it was going to be gigantically loud. As he ran into the bathroom, he took a quick look under the stalls to make sure no one was there. He saw no legs and he let go a 6 pointer on the richter, followed by a long and pleasant sigh of relief. He then heard a laugh so loud coming from one of the stalls. It turns out some guy was on the pot and lifted his legs up when he heard my father come in. My father quickly ran out to save himself further embarrassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 He had the Right to Remain Silent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 The correct charge would have been resiting arrest. The drunk was purposely trying to hinder his booking in process by passing gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Looks like they were able to clear the air with him. A West Virginia man accused of passing gas and fanning it toward a police officer no longer faces a battery charge. Jose Cruz says West Virginia police denied his request to use the restroom. The Kanawha County prosecutor's office requested that the charge be dropped against 34-year-old Jose Cruz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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