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It is true what they say

 

Lili Von Shtupp: Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?

[Lights go out, sound of zipper opening]

Lili Von Shtupp: Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

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Old Joke, but here goes:

 

LW: We're gonna play house, do you want to be the Husband or the Wife?

 

Raider: (Thinking: I don't want to play house with this big dude) Well, I guess I'll be the husband.

 

LW: Good, then get down there and suck your wife's d*%K!

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