Beerball Posted September 17, 2008 Posted September 17, 2008 The 1991 Super Bowl standout, who is free on $200,000 bail until Dec. 5, asked for leniency at his sentencing on federal money laundering and bank fraud charges. He said the criminal record he has racked up since his 1996 retirement is not who I am. Ingram link
Indy Dave Posted September 17, 2008 Posted September 17, 2008 If he escapes from jail, I hope the authorities don't send our 1990 defense to go tackle him.
VOR Posted September 17, 2008 Posted September 17, 2008 If he escapes from jail, I hope the authorities don't send our 1990 defense to go tackle him. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that statement.
Mike In Illinois Posted September 17, 2008 Posted September 17, 2008 If he escapes from jail, I hope the authorities don't send our 1990 defense to go tackle him. The best post today by far. Even with the bad memories it's a funny reference.
The Dean Posted September 17, 2008 Posted September 17, 2008 If he escapes from jail, I hope the authorities don't send our 1990 defense to go tackle him. I was thinking just about the same thing. Probably wouldn't have said it as well, though. BTW, who's the beautiful woman in your avatar? Wife/GF, celebrity, other? Very nice, regardless.
Indy Dave Posted September 17, 2008 Posted September 17, 2008 I was thinking just about the same thing. Probably wouldn't have said it as well, though. BTW, who's the beautiful woman in your avatar? Wife/GF, celebrity, other? Very nice, regardless. That is my lovely wife of 14 1/2 years. I'm the beneficiary of her incredibly poor taste in men.
The Dean Posted September 17, 2008 Posted September 17, 2008 That is my lovely wife of 14 1/2 years. I'm the beneficiary of her incredibly poor taste in men. Good for you! She sounds like a keeper. Don't let her get that lasik surgery.
Indy Dave Posted September 17, 2008 Posted September 17, 2008 Good for you! She sounds like a keeper. Don't let her get that lasik surgery. Oh, she is a keeper, all right. She is beautiful, smart, successful, hilarious and has a heart of gold. She'd rather watch Fletch than chick flicks, likes the same kind of music I do, never complains about me watching sports year-round, works full-time but keeps the house perfectly clean with only some help from me, can fix anything around the house that breaks, is a great cook and constantly does little things that remind me how lucky I am to have her. And every time she talks about lasik surgery, I change the subject.
Steely Dan Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 If he escapes from jail, I hope the authorities don't send our 1990 defense to go tackle him. That was uncalled for!!! Let's just let Bruce and Darryl get him!! Good for you! She sounds like a keeper. Don't let her get that lasik surgery. Oh, she is a keeper, all right. She is beautiful, smart, successful, hilarious and has a heart of gold. She'd rather watch Fletch than chick flicks, likes the same kind of music I do, never complains about me watching sports year-round, works full-time but keeps the house perfectly clean with only some help from me, can fix anything around the house that breaks, is a great cook and constantly does little things that remind me how lucky I am to have her. And every time she talks about lasik surgery, I change the subject.
SouthernMan Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Oh, she is a keeper, all right. She is beautiful, smart, successful, hilarious and has a heart of gold. She'd rather watch Fletch than chick flicks, likes the same kind of music I do, never complains about me watching sports year-round, works full-time but keeps the house perfectly clean with only some help from me, can fix anything around the house that breaks, is a great cook and constantly does little things that remind me how lucky I am to have her. And every time she talks about lasik surgery, I change the subject. So who's the old ugly guy she's got her arms around? Is that a picture taken at the circus or something?
MarkyMannn Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 So who's the old ugly guy she's got her arms around? Is that a picture taken at the circus or something? Wow, that's HARSH!! Funny but harsh
Ramius Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Oh, she is a keeper, all right. She is beautiful, smart, successful, hilarious and has a heart of gold. She'd rather watch Fletch than chick flicks, likes the same kind of music I do, never complains about me watching sports year-round, works full-time but keeps the house perfectly clean with only some help from me, can fix anything around the house that breaks, is a great cook and constantly does little things that remind me how lucky I am to have her. Being a scientist, i have to ask: what drug cocktail are you using on her?
Indy Dave Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 So who's the old ugly guy she's got her arms around? Is that a picture taken at the circus or something? Oh yeah? Well...the jerk store called, and they're running out of you.
The Dean Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Oh yeah? Well...the jerk store called, and they're running out of you. Tell him you slept with his wife. ...on second thought...
Indy Dave Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 Tell him you slept with his wife. ...on second thought... My wife's in a coma.
SouthernMan Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 Oh yeah? Well...the jerk store called, and they're running out of you. That's original, Georgie. How come they called you if they were running out? Must have you on speed dial.
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