Steely Dan Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Some things I've learned from watching Tru TV programs like Forensic Files and The Investigators. 1. If you're going to kill someone don't buy a large insurance policy on them within the last month. I'm amazed at how many people don't think this will be a huge tipoff. 2. Don't change your routine in order to kill them. 3. Don't kill someone if you're in huge debt and you have a life insurance policy on them. 4. You probably will be caught just based on threads, blood residue, DNA, stupid lies and a multitude of other things. 5. Don't kill somebody you have had constant fights with. 6. Don't kill business partners. 7. Don't kill the person your spouse is having an affair with. 8. Don't kill the person you've divorced. It's amazing to me how many people are so stupid to believe they will get away with these crimes.
Steely Dan Posted September 13, 2008 Author Posted September 13, 2008 People are stupid. Stupid and greedy. I forgot to add don't kill a person you're having an affair with that is pregnant.
Acantha Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Some things I've learned from watching Tru TV programs like Forensic Files and The Investigators. It's amazing to me how many people are so stupid to believe they will get away with these crimes. So do they ever show full episodes of trying to catch a killer and then NOT find them?
Zona Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Yeah. People are stupid. Have you ever seen "first 48" on A&E? Its about solving a murder in the first 48 hours after the crime. People are pretty dumb. And BTW- cops will lie their ASSES off to get you to confess...
drnykterstein Posted September 13, 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 oh.. I thought this was going to be a link to odd todd. i think that would have been funner.
WellDressed Posted September 14, 2008 Posted September 14, 2008 Murder is easy. You have to plan it out and go through a few trial runs with an inflatable Bills player. I have contemplated murder more than committing suicide. My suicide plan is flawless and can be done with no remnants of my former self. I wanted to off myself last year, but I can't put my parents through all that mess. They are approaching RCW Jr's age. I am not doing this for my 15 (as stated above); I just don't see anything out there. Nothing interests me anymore; women have become boring, and theabsolute worst thing POSSIBLE---the Bills enthusiasm is starting to wane.
drnykterstein Posted September 14, 2008 Posted September 14, 2008 Murder is easy. You have to plan it out and go through a few trial runs with an inflatable Bills player. I have contemplated murder more than committing suicide. My suicide plan is flawless and can be done with no remnants of my former self. I wanted to off myself last year, but I can't put my parents through all that mess. They are approaching RCW Jr's age. I am not doing this for my 15 (as stated above); I just don't see anything out there. Nothing interests me anymore; women have become boring, and theabsolute worst thing POSSIBLE---the Bills enthusiasm is starting to wane. WTF? Give yourself a new challenge then. Try to even understand Einstiens Theory of relativity, much less be able to put it to some sort of use.
Steely Dan Posted September 14, 2008 Author Posted September 14, 2008 So do they ever show full episodes of trying to catch a killer and then NOT find them? Funnily, no.
Steely Dan Posted September 14, 2008 Author Posted September 14, 2008 On tonights episode it shows that you shouldn't eat Reeses Peanut Butter Cups while committing a robbery/murder.
Acantha Posted September 14, 2008 Posted September 14, 2008 Funnily, no. So the real warning is, Do NOT get yourself onto one of these shows! They catch you every time. They should start showing the ones that never got solved. Then we could come up with a good "Do" list to compliment this one.
Steely Dan Posted September 14, 2008 Author Posted September 14, 2008 So the real warning is, Do NOT get yourself onto one of these shows! They catch you every time. They should start showing the ones that never got solved. Then we could come up with a good "Do" list to compliment this one. Yeah, I wonder why they don't show the perfect murders?
Acantha Posted September 14, 2008 Posted September 14, 2008 Yeah, I wonder why they don't show the perfect murders? Just another case of the man trying to keep us down.
Steely Dan Posted September 14, 2008 Author Posted September 14, 2008 Just another case of the man trying to keep us down. The Man? I always thought it was Chico!!
Just Jack Posted September 14, 2008 Posted September 14, 2008 They should start showing the ones that never got solved. Then we could come up with a good "Do" list to compliment this one. Like Jon Benet's parents? Except they aren't telling their secrets.
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