Steely Dan Posted September 5, 2008 Author Posted September 5, 2008 Are you using the "smart" definition of apolitical as found in Wikipedia, or the "moron" definition, as found in Merriam-Websters? Doya really need to ask?
Beerball Posted September 5, 2008 Posted September 5, 2008 Are you using the "smart" definition of apolitical as found in Wikipedia, or the "moron" definition, as found in Merriam-Websters? I'm using the one that keeps this thread from becoming political according to Mr. Dan's wishes.
Steely Dan Posted September 5, 2008 Author Posted September 5, 2008 I'm using the one that keeps this thread from becoming political according to Mr. Dan's wishes. Just say the moron one and let's move on.
KD in CA Posted September 6, 2008 Posted September 6, 2008 how about when a girl with a big gut wheres one of those shirts that is too short? And she's got the tight pants? I think they call that a 'muffin top'
rockpile Posted September 6, 2008 Posted September 6, 2008 Again....YOU COMPLAIN WHEN WE WEAR TOO MUCH!!! Enough of the fart jokes...it's getting VERY old! 1. If you have something written on the ass of your shorts, I will read it. 2. Girls farts do not stink.
Bmwolf21 Posted September 6, 2008 Posted September 6, 2008 Old women should HAVE to wear a bra if they are only going to wear a T-Shirt!!! Wegmans just lost some business because after I saw that I was sick to my stomach. Wait - are you saying you're not shopping at Wegman's anymore because some random old lady was letting the knee-knockers fly free? Or was this an employee? Or do you mean you just left this trip because she upset your delicate senses?
Steely Dan Posted September 6, 2008 Author Posted September 6, 2008 Wait - are you saying you're not shopping at Wegman's anymore because some random old lady was letting the knee-knockers fly free? Or was this an employee? Or do you mean you just left this trip because she upset your delicate senses? This one time. She didn't offend my delicate senses. She offended my delicate stomach.
Bmwolf21 Posted September 6, 2008 Posted September 6, 2008 This one time. She didn't offend my delicate senses. She offended my delicate stomach. And this was a random customer, correct? Because I'd stop shopping at a store if an old lady was letting the old fried-eggs-on-a-nail swing freely while working....
Steely Dan Posted September 6, 2008 Author Posted September 6, 2008 And this was a random customer, correct? Because I'd stop shopping at a store if an old lady was letting the old fried-eggs-on-a-nail swing freely while working....
Bullpen Posted September 6, 2008 Posted September 6, 2008 I hate when I'm home on vacation and we go to the Seneca Casinos and I hit a jackpot and I have to wait for some slot machine slappo to refill my machine so I can collect my winnings!!! Dammit Beerball, pay attention when they're paying you an honest wage to do a job!!!
HelloNewman Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 If you are over 500lbs and in Wegmans I should have the right to go through your cart and put back any junk food and introduce you to the produce aisle.
Beerball Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 I hate when I'm home on vacation and we go to the Seneca Casinos and I hit a jackpot and I have to wait for some slot machine slappo to refill my machine so I can collect my winnings!!! Dammit Beerball, pay attention when they're paying you an honest wage to do a job!!! soooooo, now I'm a slappo? I don't know what one of those is, but I assume it isn't flattering!
Pete Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 And she's got the tight pants? I think they call that a 'muffin top' Muffin top I have not heard that before. Wikipedia has a writeup for muffin top, with pictures- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin_top see also * Central obesity * Bellyshirt * Cameltoe * Whale tail * Love handles * Lower back tattoo
Bullpen Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 soooooo, now I'm a slappo? I don't know what one of those is, but I assume it isn't flattering! Naw, I was kidding. I'm in too good a mood this week. The Bills rolled, my fantasy team won because of the fake field goal play, Karma is biting the Patriots* HARD and my insurance finally approved my MRI next week, so life is pretty good right now. I completely take back the "slappo" comment. Mea Culpa Mr Ball....
Beerball Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 Naw, I was kidding. I'm in too good a mood this week. The Bills rolled, my fantasy team won because of the fake field goal play, Karma is biting the Patriots* HARD and my insurance finally approved my MRI next week, so life is pretty good right now. I completely take back the "slappo" comment. Mea Culpa Mr Ball.... They checkin you for a brain? Hopefully nothing serious?
Bullpen Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 They checkin you for a brain? Hopefully nothing serious? I think they are looking to see if I still have "laurels" my boss says I'm resting on them... If I have 'em, I think I'm getting them removed.
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 Muffin top I have not heard that before. Wikipedia has a writeup for muffin top, with pictures-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin_top see also * Central obesity * Bellyshirt * Cameltoe * Whale tail * Love handles * Lower back tattoo
The Senator Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 While we're at it let's add that fat people CANNOT sunbathe on the front lawn!! Now that's an interesting dilemma, 'cause fat always looks better when it's tanned, or fully clothed.
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