Cheeseburger_in_paradise Posted August 28, 2008 Posted August 28, 2008 Technically she is hot I guess. I mean she definitely has a great body, but there's something missing. She looks dumb. She looks vacant. She looks like a cliché blonde floozy to me. So...what's missing exactly?
PTS Posted August 28, 2008 Posted August 28, 2008 No way. Have you seen how much makeup Underwood wears? You don't know WHAT'S under that drag. Jessica's body is way better, anyway. Actually, there are plenty of pictures with Underwood without makeup and she's always been said to be naturally beautiful. As for Jessica Simpson, I met her personally at least three times back in my days in the entertainment business and I was turned off from her since the first time I stood within five feet of her. She's definitely good from far but far from good. If you think Underwood wears too much makeup, it doesn't even come close to Ms. Simpson. Plus, she's VERY short. As for bodies, I'll give the T's to Jessica and the A's to Carrie.
buckeyemike Posted August 28, 2008 Author Posted August 28, 2008 Tony Romo should run? Are you nuts, or just gay? I'd be the love of Jess's life any day. She's freakin' kryptonite. She's also dumb as a brick. After all, Nick Lachey got tired of banging her. And once that happens, the fun's pretty much over.
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