taterhill Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 probably helped that you all shared a bed... no that is the Bentley Way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Man, I saw this thread title and said to myself "This ought to be good. No thread with a title "My Freakshow Roommate" can be bad." Boy, was I ever wrong. How the hell do you make a "My Freakshow Roommate" post that boring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Man, I saw this thread title and said to myself "This ought to be good. No thread with a title "My Freakshow Roommate" can be bad." Boy, was I ever wrong. How the hell do you make a "My Freakshow Roommate" post that boring? Thread Starter cancels Title Thread in most cases... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACor58 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 It's sort of a bummer because we used to be very close friends, but alas, she suffers from IBS and night terrors, so it's tough to sweat the small stuff. If I were on Jeopordy, my question would be "What is Scared Sh!tless?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 If I were on Jeopordy, my question would be "What is Scared Sh!tless?" in some parts of Germany, she would be very sought after... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Have you ever seen a grown man naked Billy? Man, I saw this thread title and said to myself "This ought to be good. No thread with a title "My Freakshow Roommate" can be bad." Boy, was I ever wrong. How the hell do you make a "My Freakshow Roommate" post that boring? My story is boring!! Vaffanculo paisano! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VOR Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 With replies like this: Especially the part about the shoulder pads. WHEEW! thumbsup.gif I'm shocked it all went South on you like that. WHEEW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Have you ever seen a grown man naked Billy? Beat me to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACor58 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 in some parts of Germany, she would be very sought after... Or Western NY... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Beat me to it! Day late and a buckeye short! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Look at the bright side, there's less waiting to use the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Look at the bright side, there's less waiting to use the bathroom. Ironically, no. She had her own bathroom, and the new guy takes 40-50 min showers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Ok so let me get this straight.....your unattractive ex-female roomate who never even gave you a BJ and takes dumps every 15 minutes causing your bathroom to smell like complete sh*t all day moved out.............what am I missing here, I would have kicked that biatch out a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Ok so let me get this straight.....your unattractive ex-female roomate who never even gave you a BJ and takes dumps every 15 minutes causing your bathroom to smell like complete sh*t all day moved out.............what am I missing here, I would have kicked that biatch out a long time ago. Haha, she caused way more problems than I chose to add here. In fact, for a long time I wanted to make a venting list to share with y'all, just to be sure that I wasn't the one who was COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MIND. The point was, on top of all this crap (pun intended), she blew town and set us up to live with a kid who (in all likelihood) has mild Auspbergers. And said Aussie has dreams of being a comedian, hence his youtube stardom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 so you swapped out a chick with a problem with her "a$$ burgers" for an "a$$ munch" with Ausbergers..... Haha, she caused way more problems than I chose to add here. In fact, for a long time I wanted to make a venting list to share with y'all, just to be sure that I wasn't the one who was COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MIND. The point was, on top of all this crap (pun intended), she blew town and set us up to live with a kid who (in all likelihood) has mild Auspbergers. And said Aussie has dreams of being a comedian, hence his youtube stardom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Ahhhh roommates (or the lack thereof). I think I'll add that to my sig line as another blessing of old age. You said it for me....old age does have some benefits;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Haha, she caused way more problems than I chose to add here. In fact, for a long time I wanted to make a venting list to share with y'all, just to be sure that I wasn't the one who was COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MIND.The point was, on top of all this crap (pun intended), she blew town and set us up to live with a kid who (in all likelihood) has mild Auspbergers. And said Aussie has dreams of being a comedian, hence his youtube stardom. What makes you think that the posts here don't make you completely out of your mind? You are , just not in this case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 No no, he does not have the social/comedic/intellectual moxie to understand the concept of "tongue in cheek." That, my friend, is the real-deal. Watch his standup and you'll understand. It's a pretty fair representation of his creepiness. Of course said creepiness is magnified greatly when sharing a living space for 4.5 weeks. Does he ride his bike to work? I could run him over for you when he blows through a stop sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Does he ride his bike to work? I could run him over for you when he blows through a stop sign. I have someone that I hate . Could you make a trip to NY ????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Ironically, no. She had her own bathroom, and the new guy takes 40-50 min showers. That dude is definitely a future serial killer. Be careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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