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I'd like to hump maria.....Doggie Style.

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I was disappointed in the fluent English part. WTF would I want to talk to her?

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I was disappointed in the fluent English part. WTF would I want to talk to her?

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If you don't how will you tell her to make you a sandwich?

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I think it's cowardice. ;)

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I thought about an alternate, but my unmitigated assholiness would show through. I have a hard enough time being me, let alone another personna.

 

I think it's Poojer.

 

Whoever he is.

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If you don't how will you tell her to make you a sandwich?

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Point? Of course, that could get me a beer too.

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Or get you a glass of goats milk?

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Hey, the goat pours me wine by candle light. No problem with the goat. She knows what I like without being told.

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Hey, the goat pours me wine by candle light. No problem with the goat. She knows what I like without being told.

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That goat is a slut.

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Hey, the goat pours me wine by candle light. No problem with the goat. She knows what I like without being told.

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And she she blinks like she's stuck in a desert windstorm.

 

Thank God for small favors.

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That goat is a slut.

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Yeah, I know she's been around. She told me about you. Called herself "used". I said "don't worry, you're great once I get past the used part".

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Yeah, I know she's been around. She told me about you. Called herself "used". I said "don't worry, you're great once I get past the used part".

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Ouch......bastard.

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Better to drive you nuts then have nuts slapping your chin.

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Keg, looking at your sig. Have you ever read the whole poem that comes from? One of my favorites. It was written by an American volunteer to the RAF in early WW2. Later shot down and killed in his Spitfire. It's called "High Flight".

 

Not to bust the spirit of the thread, but Ron picked a great line for those seven.

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A pirate walked into a bar with a steering whell hanging from his zipper.

 

The bartender asks, "Sir, do you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?"

 

The pirate says, "Arrrrrr, and it's drivin' me nuts!"

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Keg, looking at your sig. Have you ever read the whole poem that comes from? One of my favorites. It was written by an American volunteer to the RAF in early WW2. Later shot down and killed in his Spitfire. It's called "High Flight".

 

Not to bust the spirit of the thread, but Ron picked a great line for those seven.

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I'm not much of a reader. I'm more of a...how do you say it? Drunk.

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I'm not much of a reader. I'm more of a...how do you say it? Drunk.

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AHHHHHHHAHAHAHA...

 

I was at a bar last weekend, and was actually talking to a decent looking girl. After the initial conversation she asked me what was my favorite book. When I told her the truth, that it was "Texas Hold Em For Advance Players" she laughed, and then asked what was the most recent book I read. When I said "Texas Hold Em For Advance Players", she wasnt pleased. I explained to her that at least i was being honest and absolutly couldnt stand reading, and couldnt imagine doing it for ..."fun"???

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