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...trying on all in ones at Victorias Secret while he....

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...practiced signing autographs to himself in the mirror...

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...practiced signing autographs to himself in the mirror...

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LMFAO

 

.......when a rather attractive clerk approached him and asked...

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LMFAO

 

.......when a rather attractive clerk approached him and asked...

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“Excuse me sir, are you the guy that was on that TV show the littlest groom?”

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Or are you the stevestojan who !@#$ed a goat that doesn't blink?

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to which doug said "neither, but would you like to pet my mullet"...

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to which the clerk replied "Sir, either buy that thong or get out, the mall is going to be packed for a Travis Henry autograph signing in the food court where he'll be signing footballs and...."

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raping 15 year old girls.

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"Just kidding," the clerk said. "He's actually only here for an hour or two before going to meet his boyfriend, VABills. I hope you..."

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"Just kidding," the clerk said.  "He's actually only here for an hour or two before going to meet his boyfriend, VABills.  I hope you..."

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Opps my mistake, his transvetite girlfriend CD Nittam. VaBills was going to castrate him/her.

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Opps my mistake, his transvetite girlfriend CD Nittam.  VaBills was going to castrate him/her.

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Fair enough... I felt like I should jump to TH's defense, but then I couldn't quite do it fully.

 

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Doug gets bored of this knowledgable clerk and wanders off into the mall where he bumps into...
Donald Trump! Stunned for a moment, he decides to...
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Doug gets bored of this knowledgable clerk and wanders off into the mall where he bumps into...

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Bum Philips' son Wade. As soon a Floutie sees son of Bum he

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"I'm bored. Someone play with me."

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Here, PACO,PACO,PACO :blush:;)

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Bum Philips son Wade.  As soon a Floutie sees son of Bum he

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takes him to the food court, to buy one of those giant pretzels, ya know aunt millies or whatever... Bum's son orders 108 pretzels....

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takes him to the food court, to buy one of those giant pretzels, ya know aunt millies or whatever... Bum's son orders 108 pretzels....

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without salt. This really ticks off the counter staff causing...

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