Sound like anyone we know in Alaska...

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Subject: FW: Alaskan Loggers-

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alaskan Loggers

 

 

 

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the

mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the

campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just

at

the edge of the woods.

 

A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save

the Whales' hat, and a 'To Heck with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while

struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from

the

grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

 

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican

loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's

chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious

Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then, using long clubs, the three

loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it into the bed of

their truck while the third tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the

back seat.

 

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to

come over. 'I give you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told

them. 'I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and

Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes

that this is not true.'

 

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his

buddies, 'Who was that guy?'

 

'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct

contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom.'

 

'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all

wisdom, but he sure don't know anything about bear hunting! Is the bait

holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another

one?

[JK2000]

This joke is a rip-off of a racist joke involving Bill Clinton, a helicopter, an African American man, water skiing, and alligators.