Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2008 Author Posted August 15, 2008 I invented those! They need lots of improvement. You gotta put more money into R&D.
Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2008 Author Posted August 15, 2008 My favorite part of the sales pitch. The Flatulence Deodorizer - PREMIUM is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is worn taped inside the underwear next to the buttocks. The wearer is virtually unaware of its presence because it is thin and comfortable inside the undergarment. The activated carbon cloth pad is washable and reusable. You can get several weeks use out of a single pad, depending on usage. When intestinal gas is expelled the flatulence deodorizer pad neutralizes the odors normally associated with the intestinal gas discharge. Where do you hang them to dry or Godforbid put them in the dryer?! They should come in different scents like Popourri, Strawberry, Lime, Mango, Banana, Vanilla and I think chocolate would be inappropriate. If your sitting in a meeting room and it needs a little freshening your co-workers would encourage you let one fly.
GoodBye Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 They need lots of improvement. You gotta put more money into R&D. Yeah, they don't work well with thongs.
Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2008 Author Posted August 15, 2008 Yeah, they don't work well with thongs. There's an image I don't need. What does that string look like at the end of the day? Do you peel it off?
GoodBye Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 My favorite part of the sales pitch. The Flatulence Deodorizer - PREMIUM is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is worn taped inside the underwear next to the buttocks. The wearer is virtually unaware of its presence because it is thin and comfortable inside the undergarment. The activated carbon cloth pad is washable and reusable. You can get several weeks use out of a single pad, depending on usage. When intestinal gas is expelled the flatulence deodorizer pad neutralizes the odors normally associated with the intestinal gas discharge. Where do you hang them to dry or Godforbid put them in the dryer?! They should come in different scents like Popourri, Strawberry, Lime, Mango, Banana, Vanilla and I think chocolate would be inappropriate. If your sitting in a meeting room and it needs a little freshening your co-workers would encourage you let one fly. Thanks for the suggestions. I'll get right to it! Also, there needs to be a way to mask the sounds as well.
GoodBye Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 There's an image I don't need. What does that string look like at the end of the day? Do you peel it off? Okay, that's gross!
Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2008 Author Posted August 15, 2008 Thanks for the suggestions. I'll get right to it! Also, there needs to be a way to mask the sounds as well. Make it sound like a clown car horn.
/dev/null Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 I think Lana's farts should be like the General Lee's horn and play Dixie
Steely Dan Posted August 16, 2008 Author Posted August 16, 2008 I think Lana's farts should be like the General Lee's horn and play Dixie How about Stewie saying "What the deuce!"
/dev/null Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 How about Stewie saying "What the deuce!" We already know what the deuce is....it's in Lana's pants
EC-Bills Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 ...thongs. Pictures of you in a thong? Please share
Steely Dan Posted August 16, 2008 Author Posted August 16, 2008 I see what you meant in your PM to me Lana. It must get annoying.
Acantha Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 I see what you meant in your PM to me Lana. It must get annoying. Hell, it annoys me.
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