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I do not like them in a Dome,

I do not like them when at home,

I do not like them ,when they pass,

I do not like them,Am I an ass?

I do not like them Sam I am.

 

 

I do not like green eggs and ham :thumbsup:

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Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

 

Clerk: Sorry?

 

Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

 

Clerk: Uh, no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's.

 

Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched.

 

Clerk: No, no, no, no. Tobacco...um...cigarettes (holds up a pack).

 

Hungarian: Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels.

 

Clerk: Sorry?

 

Hungarian: My hovercraft (pantomimes puffing a cigarette)...is full of eels

 

(pretends to strike a match).

 

Clerk: Ahh, matches!

 

Hungarian: Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Clerk (Referring to Hungarian to English phrasebook): Here, I don't think you're using that thing right.

 

Hungarian: You great poof.

 

Clerk: That'll be six and six, please.

 

Hungarian: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I...I am no longer infected.

 

Clerk: Uh, may I, uh...(takes phrase book, flips through it)...Costs six and six...ah, here we are. (speaks weird Hungarian-sounding words)

 

Hungarian punches the clerk.

 

Meanwhile, a policeman on a quiet street cups his ear as if hearing a cry of distress. He sprints for many blocks and finally enters the tobacconist's.

 

Cop: What's going on here then?

 

Hungarian: Ah. You have beautiful thighs.

 

Cop: (looks down at himself) WHAT?!?

 

Clerk: He hit me!

 

Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime. (points at clerk)

 

Cop: RIGHT!!! (drags Hungarian away by the arm)

 

Hungarian: (indignantly) My nipples explode with delight!

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Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

 

Clerk: Sorry?

 

Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

 

Clerk: Uh, no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's.

 

Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched.

 

Clerk: No, no, no, no. Tobacco...um...cigarettes (holds up a pack).

 

Hungarian: Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels.

 

Clerk: Sorry?

 

Hungarian: My hovercraft (pantomimes puffing a cigarette)...is full of eels

 

(pretends to strike a match).

 

Clerk: Ahh, matches!

 

Hungarian: Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

 

Clerk (Referring to Hungarian to English phrasebook): Here, I don't think you're using that thing right.

 

Hungarian: You great poof.

 

Clerk: That'll be six and six, please.

 

Hungarian: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I...I am no longer infected.

 

Clerk: Uh, may I, uh...(takes phrase book, flips through it)...Costs six and six...ah, here we are. (speaks weird Hungarian-sounding words)

 

Hungarian punches the clerk.

 

Meanwhile, a policeman on a quiet street cups his ear as if hearing a cry of distress. He sprints for many blocks and finally enters the tobacconist's.

 

Cop: What's going on here then?

 

Hungarian: Ah. You have beautiful thighs.

 

Cop: (looks down at himself) WHAT?!?

 

Clerk: He hit me!

 

Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime. (points at clerk)

 

Cop: RIGHT!!! (drags Hungarian away by the arm)

 

Hungarian: (indignantly) My nipples explode with delight!

 

:wallbash: Python rules! Maybe that's his problem.

 

sig-ified for brilliant analysis.

 

:thumbsup:

 

Thank you.

 

He hasn't fixed the title yet so maybe he could change it to that. :lol:

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:thumbsup:

 

TO TO TO WHERE IS HE! for those who dont know preseason in for continuity and also to run plays to how they look rather than to win the game...

 

this is common knowledge among real football fans, coaches and players. :wallbash:

 

TOTO WHERE IS HE?

 

Somewhere over the rainbow..

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