USC = University of Scratchy C--ks

[UConn James]

Report: USC dealing with jock itch outbreak

 

Okay. I'm going to try to keep a ....

 

That didn't last long.

[CajunBillsBacker]

 

You just cannot make this stuff up! Couldn't have happened to a better team!

[Mike In Illinois]

 

Everybody say "Hi, U.N!"

[UConn James]

I'd say the odds are pretty good that one among the team has since found out that you do not use Ben Gay, etc. (my old-timer uncle's story was Sloan's Liniment) on the nether regions.