billsfanone Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 They should have slid a picture of rosie odonnel under his face. Problem solved.
Stl Bills Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Let he who has not f*cked a metal bench or a picnic table cast the first stone.................
Picnic Table F'er Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 I never had thought of humping steel. I imagine the improved friction would increase velocity and performance. This guy was a bit clumsy, but I bet I can take the concept and build on it.
eball Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Let he who has not f*cked a metal bench or a picnic table cast the first stone................. <---------------------- casts stone
Cugalabanza Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 ...or a picnic table... Dammit! I was almost home free.
Cornerville Posted August 13, 2008 Author Posted August 13, 2008 Wouldn't the steel be cold, to cause significant shrinkage?
Steely Dan Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Let he who has not f*cked a metal bench or a picnic table cast the first stone................. Wouldn't the steel be cold, to cause significant shrinkage? Obviously not. I've never seen a park bench where the steel wasn't a little sharp.
/dev/null Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 If he had lost his Johnson he could have been a Darwin nominee
Steely Dan Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 If he had lost his Johnson he could have been a Darwin nominee Linkage
WellDressed Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 \Geez, we have a bus stop bench wanker, a patio table wanker and now a steel bench wanker all living free. "Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget"
Cornerville Posted August 14, 2008 Author Posted August 14, 2008 Obviously not. I've never seen a park bench where the steel wasn't a little sharp. I hope it is just 'seen'
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 Did anyone else watch the news video clip? You can't understand a word anybody is saying, but when they show the clip of him face down still in the bench, he's groaning in pain, and you can understand very clearly what he is expressing.
ieatcrayonz Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 OUCH Dude. This thread left me wondering not what drives someone to hump a steel bench; rather it left me wondering what the hell you typed into Google to end up finding that article.
Steely Dan Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 I hope it is just 'seen' I would imagine the guy was "HEARD" too!! Did anyone else watch the news video clip? You can't understand a word anybody is saying, but when they show the clip of him face down still in the bench, he's groaning in pain, and you can understand very clearly what he is expressing. Link? You dink.
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 I would imagine the guy was "HEARD" too!! Link? You dink. It's in the original link under "You can see a news video on it here."
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