Attack of the killer dog turd

[PromoTheRobot]

Flying turd terrorizes city

 

PTR

[Lurker]

Flying turd terrorizes city

 

PTR

Arff. Arff!

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Now gather round my children and you shall hear

of the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere

When around the corner the sh-twagon flew

A wheel was lost, a scream was heard

And a man was killed by a flying turd

[Buftex]

I kind of liked "Band On the Run"...but McCartney has been putting out flying dog turds for years, so what is the big whoop?

[Steely Dan]