Chilly Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 lol.... from http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story...38-2703,00.html Bernann McKinney, 57, became the first paying customer of the commercial cloning industry this week when she had her beloved pitbull Booger cloned in South Korea. She appeared in media reports around the globe with her five cloned puppies. But Britain's Daily Mail newspaper reported yesterday that the woman shared a striking resemblance, a similar history and the same last name as the pit bull-loving former US beauty queen Joyce McKinney. That Ms McKinney thrilled British tabloid readers in 1978 when she faced charges over kidnapping a 110kg male Mormon missionary, Kirk Anderson, whom she chained to a bed with mink handcuffs and forced to have sex. She famously said of her victim: "I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mt Everest with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to." The pair had a brief affair when they were both studying drama in the US. A few years later, Ms McKinney, then 28, tracked Mr Anderson, 21, to Ewell in Surrey, where he had been posted as a missionary, and kidnapped him. After failing to persuade him to marry her and father her children, she donned see-through lingerie and forced him to have sex with her, reportedly resolutely overcoming his Mormon chastity belt. He finally escaped and Ms McKinney was arrested. Mr Anderson told a court: "I couldn't move. She grabbed the top of my pyjamas and tore them from my body until I was naked. I didn't wish it to happen. I was extremely depressed and upset after being forced to have sex." Ms McKinney's counsel said of Mr Anderson: "Methinks the Mormon doth protest too much ... you have seen the size of Mr Anderson and you have seen the size of my client." The Times reported yesterday that after three months on remand, Ms McKinney was released on bail because of failing mental health. She fled the country using a false passport. She was eventually tracked down and appeared topless in magazines before the authorities caught up with her, but Britain never attempted to extradite her. The Daily Mail reported yesterday that Joyce McKinney resurfaced in 1984, when she was arrested near Salt Lake City Airport, where Kirk Anderson was working. In her car, police found rope and handcuffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 so who is muslim? muslim.. mormon... same dif. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 so who is muslim? muslim.. mormon... same dif. d'oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Muslim? Anyway, poor guy. Getting kidnapped and forced to have sex with a former beauty queen. Some guys just can't get a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 Muslim? Anyway, poor guy. Getting kidnapped and forced to have sex with a former beauty queen. Some guys just can't get a break. Former Beauty Queen in all her glory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Your thread title is false and misleading. The pit bull cloaner owner was a kidnapper of a Morman, not a Morman kidnapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 ur butt's misleading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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