Man busted...

[Bullpen]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...082hammer1.html

 

[MattyT]

Don't you mean "Main nailed....with a claw hammer!?!?"

[erynthered]

Drilling for oil has an all new meaning to me right now. Thanks bullpen

[DrDawkinstein]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...082hammer1.html

 

 

 

in soviet russia... HAMMER NAILS YOU!

[Wacka]

In San Francisco, that's a normal sight!

[Steely Dan]

 

I reiterate .

 

I wonder which end was in there?! Egads! You don't think both do you?????

 

The police also found some oil soaked and flattened steaks on his kitchen counter leading them to believe he had been beating his meat earlier in the evening.

 

Here's more on the story

[WVUFootball29]

Must be nice to have patrol car with under 20,000 miles on it....ours are in the 200,000's

[Beerball]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...082hammer1.html

 

If I had a hammer

I'd hammer in the morning

I'd hammer in the evening

All over this sofa

I'd hammer out danger

I'd hammer out warning

I'd hammer out love between myself and my hammer

All over this sofa

[Steely Dan]

If I had a hammer

I'd hammer in the morning

I'd hammer in the evening

All over this sofa

I'd hammer out danger

I'd hammer out warning

I'd hammer out love between myself and my hammer

All over this sofa

 

 

BTW, I just emailed the synopsis to a friend and changed the name and town to his.

[MattyT]

If I had a hammer

I'd hammer in the morning

I'd hammer in the evening

All over this sofa

I'd hammer out danger

I'd hammer out warning

I'd hammer out love between myself and my hammer

All over this sofa

Wow. Whole new meaning.

 

Creeeeeepy meaning.

[Steely Dan]

Wow. Whole new meaning.

 

Creeeeeepy meaning.

 

Better than "If I had a hamster."