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Congrats.

 

A survey once said that married men are the happiest people, and married women are the unhappiest. Be glad you're on the right side.

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Congrats!

 

And welcome to HELL!

 

At least I'm happy knowing that you will soon be suffering like the rest of us.

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Congratulations!

 

Here's to a long and happy life together for you both. (and if not long and happy, just stay out of the way, show up when you're supposed to and keep your opinions to yourself unless asked).

 

:unsure:

 

Seriously enjoy your new life together.

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Hey boys, I'm getting married today and just wanted to tell my Bills bros!

Congratulations and it has been nice knowing you.

 

When you get to whipped-ville, tell Ed we all said hello.

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Congratulations ofiba!

 

Seriously, I love being married. It's a hell of a lot better than the single life was, for me anyway. I know the jokes, and I know a lot of people can't or won't say that, but I was miserable single.

 

Just remember to put the toilet seat down, and you'll be fine. :unsure:

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Just remember to put the toilet seat down, and you'll be fine. :unsure:

Or you could come to grips with the fact that you're totally whipped and just leave it down all the time and pee sitting down.

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Hey boys, I'm getting married today and just wanted to tell my Bills bros!

 

Congrats. Going to one of my good friends' weddings today. Mine is about 7 weeks away. :unsure:

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