Bullpen Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 Sketch, you really gotta stop taking dating tips from Beersphere... "Knock-knock. Who's there? Sex."
Beerball Posted August 1, 2008 Posted August 1, 2008 Sketch, you really gotta stop taking dating tips from Beersphere... "Knock-knock. Who's there? Sex." I made him the man he is today.
Bullpen Posted August 1, 2008 Author Posted August 1, 2008 Poor Sketch, whar did he go Haven't seen him in a while. Last time he pulled this was right after the loss to the Eagles and we didn't see him until almost February.
Cugalabanza Posted August 1, 2008 Posted August 1, 2008 On the one hand, Ol' Sketchy is a solid poster and we all hope he reports soon. But, with him missing all these reps, I'd be lying if I said I did not see this as an opportunity for me to move up the depth chart at the smart ass position.
Sketch Soland Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 Sketch, you really gotta stop taking dating tips from Beersphere... "Knock-knock. Who's there? Sex." :thumbsup: :lol:
Sketch Soland Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 I would just like to add: just because I've only had set with a mountain goat, doesn't mean I don't know how to get down. !@#$ a mountain goat in the vagina and you will understand.
Steely Dan Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 Sketch, you really gotta stop taking dating tips from Beersphere... "Knock-knock. Who's there? Sex." If that's not Sketch it's someone doing a dead on balls impression of him!
Sketch Soland Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 If that's not Sketch it's someone doing a dead on balls impression of him! It is Sketch for sure!!. Where is he? He's the bestest, most sexually engorged goat !@#$ing poster of all time! Where did he go? Someone call the Goat Plower Society of the Macroverse and ask for the President! That's gotta be him! No one plows a goat like SKETCH SOLAND!! That's the word on the street anyway!
Guffalo Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 :thumbsup: :lol: You are clearly mistaken, Sketch is found here still searching for that perfect woman.
Sketch Soland Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 You are clearly mistaken, Sketch is found here still searching for that perfect woman. I've heard that Sketch actually is a shapeshifting goat!@#$er who can take the forms of various humanoid like XY containing vessels in order to record multiple dating videos to be broadcast over the internets, in hopes of finding the long lost sleeper female agent of the shapeshifter race "embedded" in the Earth many centuries ago to "plant seeds" so that world domination vis a vis shapeshifting goat!@#$ers can commense post haste.
Steely Dan Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 It is Sketch for sure!!. Where is he? He's the bestest, most sexually engorged goat !@#$ing poster of all time! Where did he go? Someone call the Goat Plower Society of the Macroverse and ask for the President! That's gotta be him! No one plows a goat like SKETCH SOLAND!! That's the word on the street anyway! Is that the NAGPS?
Sketch Soland Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 Is that the NAGPS? Why yes! The NORTH AMERICAN GOAT PLOWER SOCIETY! I see Sketch is not the only card carrying member!
Steely Dan Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 Why yes! The NORTH AMERICAN GOAT PLOWER SOCIETY! I see Sketch is not the only card carrying member! Pinky got boring after awhile and that's why she ended up at the glue factory. I must admit that goats intrigue me.
Sketch Soland Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 Pinky got boring after awhile and that's why she ended up at the glue factory. I must admit that goats intrigue me. How can you not be intrigued? Yes sir! Where do you think the expression "got my goat" came from? There is a long and deep tradition of goat plowing. It would be the height of arrogance for Sketch or any of us to claim that they originated the religion of goat plowing on this planet.
Steely Dan Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 How can you not be intrigued? Yes sir! Where do you think the expression "got my goat" came from? There is a long and deep tradition of goat plowing. It would be the height of arrogance for Sketch or any of us to claim that they originated the religion of goat plowing on this planet. The reason Bush sat for seven minutes while reading My Pet Goat is really because he was fantasizing.
Sketch Soland Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 The reason Bush sat for seven minutes while reading My Pet Goat is really because he was fantasizing. :lol:
Bullpen Posted October 27, 2008 Author Posted October 27, 2008 Welcome back Bobby errr Sketch!! You got big brains, big ol' dinosaur brains... "Keep you in bed so long your face will show up on a milk carton."
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