elegantelliotoffen Posted July 31, 2008 Author Posted July 31, 2008 As convincing as "Who's High Pitch?" This is Kelly Clarkson............ I guess High Pitch was charged with felony larceny for using his buddies credit card without his permission. He's going away........
DC Tom Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 I only post here when I feel passionately about something. I used to post about the Marshawn Lynch case because the second I implied that Lynch may have been drinking I was attacked from all angles. Then I discovered this forum a week or so ago and the same thing happened. That's the only reason I came back! I just did a search for username Molson and it came up empty. Is it this guy? You feel passionately that Jared Diamond's mass market books are intelligent? Frickin' loon.
elegantelliotoffen Posted July 31, 2008 Author Posted July 31, 2008 You feel passionately that Jared Diamond's mass market books are intelligent? Frickin' loon. How old are you? You're resorting to mocking someone's taste in books? Really? And what's with this "mass market" buzz phrase you keep throwing around? How many times are you going to repeat yourself???
DC Tom Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 How old are you? You're resorting to mocking someone's taste in books? Really? And what's with this "mass market" buzz phrase you keep throwing around? How many times are you going to repeat yourself??? I'm not mocking your taste in books, I'm mocking your definition of "intelligent". You're kind of slow, aren't you?
elegantelliotoffen Posted July 31, 2008 Author Posted July 31, 2008 I'm not mocking your taste in books, I'm mocking your definition of "intelligent". You're kind of slow, aren't you? Congratulations, you responded without using your creative buzz phrases "mass marketed" or "third rate". Good work. I love how you have this negative opinion of the book yet you are unable to articulate a single criticism you have of it. You haven't told me one thing about the book. I bet you leafed through it at Borders and got discouraged when you saw the font was smaller than 18 and went and bought one of Hannity's "mass marketed", "third rate", 75 page, 35 font, third grade level, red white and blue pamphlets.
KD in CA Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 I only post here when I feel passionately about something. For those of you keeping score at home, from a quick review of page 1 topics, the list of things molton_elliot feels "passionately" about include: --What book the Bills' MLB is reading --Keeping tabs on famous skank Ashley Dupree --Oliver Stone's 'W' --Whether or not opening fire on your lawnmower is a Constitutionally protected right --What some kook had to say on the Howard Stern show Wow....those are some deep thought Jack Handly!
elegantelliotoffen Posted July 31, 2008 Author Posted July 31, 2008 For those of you keeping score at home, from a quick review of page 1 topics, the list of things molton_elliot feels "passionately" about include: --What book the Bills' MLB is reading --Keeping tabs on famous skank Ashley Dupree --Oliver Stone's 'W' --Whether or not opening fire on your lawnmower is a Constitutionally protected right --What some kook had to say on the Howard Stern show Wow....those are some deep thought Jack Handly! You don't feel passionately about her? Have you seen her in those short shorts and high heels??????????????
GG Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 You don't feel passionately about her? Have you seen her in those short shorts and high heels?????????????? Oh, I don't know. Maybe with some women you can suspend reality. With her, not so much. Keep it up with deep thoughts, Mr. Handy.
elegantelliotoffen Posted July 31, 2008 Author Posted July 31, 2008 Oh, I don't know. Maybe with some women you can suspend reality. With her, not so much. Keep it up with deep thoughts, Mr. Handy. She's not your type? Here's another pic of Ash;ey w/ her mom at the beach.
GG Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 She's not your type? Here's another pic of Ash;ey w/ her mom at the beach. No, prostitutes are not my type. But feel free to continue posting the crack whore of the month on these pages to further the intellectual discourse you seem to enjoy.
elegantelliotoffen Posted July 31, 2008 Author Posted July 31, 2008 No, prostitutes are not my type. But feel free to continue posting the crack whore of the month on these pages to further the intellectual discourse you seem to enjoy. I actually have a picture of you I'd like to share.
GG Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 I actually have a picture of you I'd like to share. Which part of "prostitute" is too complex for your intelligence level?
elegantelliotoffen Posted July 31, 2008 Author Posted July 31, 2008 I'm a flimsy, moon faced, pear shaped, testosterone deficient, cortisol drenched eunuch. Why would I be interested in a young, tight, long legged party girl? I appreciate your candor.
GG Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 I appreciate your candor. May I please refer you to the ToS of this board?
elegantelliotoffen Posted July 31, 2008 Author Posted July 31, 2008 May I please refer you to the ToS of this board? You're the one flaming me genius!
GG Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 You're the one flaming me genius! I see that you use the same dictionary to define "flaming" as you do of "liberal."
elegantelliotoffen Posted July 31, 2008 Author Posted July 31, 2008 I see that you use the same dictionary to define "flaming" as you do of "liberal." Awwwww, did I hurt your feelings because I pointed out your lack of machismo and virility? I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you by buying you a new sundress, how does that sound?
GG Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 Awwwww, did I hurt your feelings because I pointed out your lack of machismo and virility? I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you by buying you a new sundress, how does that sound? Says the man with a longing for a crack whore.
DC Tom Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 Congratulations, you responded without using your creative buzz phrases "mass marketed" or "third rate". Good work. I love how you have this negative opinion of the book yet you are unable to articulate a single criticism you have of it. You haven't told me one thing about the book. I bet you leafed through it at Borders and got discouraged when you saw the font was smaller than 18 and went and bought one of Hannity's "mass marketed", "third rate", 75 page, 35 font, third grade level, red white and blue pamphlets. It's a mass-marketed book, dipshit. It's a book published for the general audience - the mass market. That's not a "buzz phrase". And why should I articulate a criticism for you? You've managed to misunderstand every single thing I've posted so far. Hell, you still can't understand that I never said I didn't like it, I said that it wasn't "intelligent".
SD Jarhead Posted July 31, 2008 Posted July 31, 2008 I see Molson Elliot is back to his old tricks...nice.
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