Guffalo Posted July 29, 2008 Posted July 29, 2008 Bills fan, and he fetches beer. If my dog could do all of those things, I wouldn't need my wife
AKC Posted July 29, 2008 Posted July 29, 2008 If my dog could do all of those things, I wouldn't need my wife It's all a matter of training. Specialty Canine Training
Steely Dan Posted July 29, 2008 Posted July 29, 2008 If my dog could do all of those things, I wouldn't need my wife Ok we all know now that Guffalo is into beastailitly. Just say no when he asks to dog sit for you. From the article: They were thinking of renting a clown before asking Wheeler to bring Cisco Kid. But after estimating the creepiness they opted out of clown hiring.
buffaloboyinATL Posted July 29, 2008 Posted July 29, 2008 If my dog could do all of those things, I wouldn't need my wife Unless your wife can actually lick her own privates, the dog may even have an extra advantage...
macdaddy Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 I've been trying to get my mutt to get the paper at the end of the driveway for about a month. They changed papermen on me and the fr*&*cken lazy bum throws it there. No big deal now but November is right around the corner.
macdaddy Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 I have a wife that brings me wine . Will she bring me my paper?
Kelly the Dog Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 You provide beer? I get two and have one for myself. Without being asked.
Beerball Posted July 30, 2008 Author Posted July 30, 2008 I get two and have one for myself. Without being asked. you ARE good! (and fair and balanced)
Kelly the Dog Posted July 30, 2008 Posted July 30, 2008 you ARE good! (and fair and balanced) After about 5-6 reps, I am still quite fair but no longer balanced.
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