/dev/null Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/c...icle4392846.ece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow. When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?” In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites. That whole piece is effin' brilliant! Rejoice! Rejoice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SD Jarhead Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 This would be an instant classic were it written by the hand of man. But because it was found written on the Lake Michagan scrolls, it is the divine word and shall be added to the Bible as such. Woe to thee who blaspheme The Messiah...for yee shall feel the wrath of the great Obamite, Kelly the Fair and Balanced Lefty, or one of his disciples and they will smite thee! Well it seems like some are waking up to the megalomania of The Obama. Just don't look into his eyes or you'll be changed forever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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