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That reminds me of a story.

A 94 year-old man went to a prostitute, had sex, paid her and went home.

 

Two days later he's in his Dr.'s office complaining that he has a dripping issue with his penis and he is afraid he has gonorrhea.

The Dr. takes a sample and leaves the room telling the man he'll have the sample analyzed.

Sometime later the Dr. returns to the room and says, "Well, I've got good news, and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Give me the good news first Doctor," said the man.

"Well, the good news is, you don't have gonorrhea or a STD," said the Dr.

"What's the bad news then?" said the old man.

The Doc replied, "you're coming."

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That reminds me of a story.

A 94 year-old man went to a prostitute, had sex, paid her and went home.

 

Two days later he's in his Dr.'s office complaining that he has a dripping issue with his penis and he is afraid he has gonorrhea.

The Dr. takes a sample and leaves the room telling the man he'll have the sample analyzed.

Sometime later the Dr. returns to the room and says, "Well, I've got good news, and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Give me the good news first Doctor," said the man.

"Well, the good news is, you don't have gonorrhea or a STD," said the Dr.

"What's the bad news then?" said the old man.

The Doc replied, "you're coming."

 

 

:lol::devil::sick::lol:

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