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OK, but don't be surprised when this blows up in your face...and you never tried the peanut butter slathered milkbone. :ph34r:

Early returns indicate that you may have been right for a change.

 

Everyone in the Single Isolation Chamber is rolling around scratching.except for Shawn and Sammy who are trying to pick the locks. Shawn is not talking to "the voices' anymore. She is silent and working away. The force field is working but the sensors indicate one of the intrepidators is about to fail.

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Early returns indicate that you may have been right for a change.

 

Everyone in the Single Isolation Chamber is rolling around scratching.except for Shawn and Sammy who are trying to pick the locks. Shawn is not talking to "the voices' anymore. She is silent and working away. The force field is working but the sensors indicate one of the intrepidators is about to fail.

It's not too late. You can still introduce a lethal dosage of noxious gasses to the chamber through the ventriculation system.

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It's not too late. You can still introduce a lethal dosage of noxious gasses to the chamber through the ventriculation system.

So now you're telling me to kill Sammy?

 

I don't give a crap about the people in there but I will not kill Sammy.

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So now you're telling me to kill Sammy?

 

I don't give a crap about the people in there but I will not kill Sammy.

Sammy is not Sammy. Your loyalty is to be commended, but you are taking an unwise course.

 

OK, if you won't consider noxious fumigation how about laughing gas or some type of blistering agent?

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We have taken over

the man who wrote this thread

if you are a human

may your heart be filled with dread

 

we have but two problems

which are yet to be fixed

the first is an intruder

who is sure to soon be nixed

 

Our second problems bigger

and we'll need your assistance

this compound is in lock down

please put up no resistance

 

Get us out of lockdown

and we will spare you your mind

with the rest of the world

we will not be so kind

 

If we have no takers

we'll explain who we are

then the offers they will roll in

from near and from far

 

So seize this chance you have

to let us roam so free

don't let your mind become

a useless piece of debris

 

now is the time to step up

volunteer with your reply

if you do not do this

to your soul you'll say goodbye

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Hey college boy if you're so smart can you figure out what I should say to Shawn Old and Sammy so they stop talking to "the voices"?

 

Have you tried dressing them in black fishnet stockings, spiked heels and a miracle bra?

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Plans are all in place

communication taps are set

soon the brave intruder

will no longer be a threat

 

She cannot reverse the trend

her soul we will bury

but not before we get some codes

from transmissions on blackberry

 

Codes will spring us from lockdown

all over earth we will scurry

your free will will drift away

as your memories get blurry

 

Before we kill her memory

we must use it one more time

when we get that information

all will be sublime

 

No longer will you laugh at mites

or say we are disgusting

our dominance of all the world

will have your thoughts adjusting

 

So now it is a waiting game

until Carl makes a mistake

enjoy your free time now

soon you'll not truly be awake

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Now our plan comes together

though it is not what we expected

when she gives up the secret

soon you'll all become infected

 

We were sad to hear

that the hero knows no codes

but when she reveals the answer

human dominance implodes

 

We must rest up a bit now

and prepare for the invasion

the hero's piece of knowledge

the last piece of the equation

 

Once we act upon the answer

we will gain all the power

as we hop from host to host

your soul we will devour

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The secret is out

Now we'll rule the world

Last night we rested up

today our plan is unfurled

 

We are about to attack

the thing on Ginny's neck

then we'll get out the doors

the human race we will wreck

 

So say goodbye to your family

and all of your friends too

we'll control your brain

as we stick to you like glue

 

You'll become our zombie

and we'll do as we like

so subtle are our movements

that you'll not feel it when we strike

 

Before we take right over

we have to thank the hero

Carl gave up the secret

her reward will be zero

 

Although we should spare her

we didn't come here to play

she gave us information

but she'll be our next prey

 

Our rampage will spread quickly

starting here in Indiana

By Saturday we'll be in

Texas, Ohio and Montana

 

This our last communication

to you hapless lowlife jerks

and to think not long ago

we lived in the sewage works

 

 

P.S. We didn't have to rhyme everything like we were doing. We just did it to scare the crap out of you. Now go get a good place to hide. We'll find you and zombify you anyway but it will be more fun.

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