ieatcrayonz Posted July 15, 2008 Author Share Posted July 15, 2008 OK, but don't be surprised when this blows up in your face...and you never tried the peanut butter slathered milkbone. Early returns indicate that you may have been right for a change. Everyone in the Single Isolation Chamber is rolling around scratching.except for Shawn and Sammy who are trying to pick the locks. Shawn is not talking to "the voices' anymore. She is silent and working away. The force field is working but the sensors indicate one of the intrepidators is about to fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Early returns indicate that you may have been right for a change. Everyone in the Single Isolation Chamber is rolling around scratching.except for Shawn and Sammy who are trying to pick the locks. Shawn is not talking to "the voices' anymore. She is silent and working away. The force field is working but the sensors indicate one of the intrepidators is about to fail. It's not too late. You can still introduce a lethal dosage of noxious gasses to the chamber through the ventriculation system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted July 15, 2008 Author Share Posted July 15, 2008 It's not too late. You can still introduce a lethal dosage of noxious gasses to the chamber through the ventriculation system. So now you're telling me to kill Sammy? I don't give a crap about the people in there but I will not kill Sammy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 So now you're telling me to kill Sammy? I don't give a crap about the people in there but I will not kill Sammy. Sammy is not Sammy. Your loyalty is to be commended, but you are taking an unwise course. OK, if you won't consider noxious fumigation how about laughing gas or some type of blistering agent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted July 15, 2008 Author Share Posted July 15, 2008 Not good.....not good at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted July 15, 2008 Author Share Posted July 15, 2008 We have taken over the man who wrote this thread if you are a human may your heart be filled with dread we have but two problems which are yet to be fixed the first is an intruder who is sure to soon be nixed Our second problems bigger and we'll need your assistance this compound is in lock down please put up no resistance Get us out of lockdown and we will spare you your mind with the rest of the world we will not be so kind If we have no takers we'll explain who we are then the offers they will roll in from near and from far So seize this chance you have to let us roam so free don't let your mind become a useless piece of debris now is the time to step up volunteer with your reply if you do not do this to your soul you'll say goodbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepyJesus Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Sammy is not Sammy. Your loyalty is to be commended, but you are taking an unwise course. OK, if you won't consider noxious fumigation how about laughing gas or some type of blistering agent? You are forgiven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepyJesus Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 So she dint like the catnip yarn ball? NOT FORGIVEN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 NOT FORGIVEN!!! I find your screen name offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Hey college boy if you're so smart can you figure out what I should say to Shawn Old and Sammy so they stop talking to "the voices"? Have you tried dressing them in black fishnet stockings, spiked heels and a miracle bra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted July 16, 2008 Author Share Posted July 16, 2008 Have you tried dressing them in black fishnet stockings, spiked heels and a miracle bra? You are too late to help but continue to mock soon you'll be a member of our dronish zombie flock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 Plans are all in place communication taps are set soon the brave intruder will no longer be a threat She cannot reverse the trend her soul we will bury but not before we get some codes from transmissions on blackberry Codes will spring us from lockdown all over earth we will scurry your free will will drift away as your memories get blurry Before we kill her memory we must use it one more time when we get that information all will be sublime No longer will you laugh at mites or say we are disgusting our dominance of all the world will have your thoughts adjusting So now it is a waiting game until Carl makes a mistake enjoy your free time now soon you'll not truly be awake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 link Now our plan comes together though it is not what we expected when she gives up the secret soon you'll all become infected We were sad to hear that the hero knows no codes but when she reveals the answer human dominance implodes We must rest up a bit now and prepare for the invasion the hero's piece of knowledge the last piece of the equation Once we act upon the answer we will gain all the power as we hop from host to host your soul we will devour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 The secret is out Now we'll rule the world Last night we rested up today our plan is unfurled We are about to attack the thing on Ginny's neck then we'll get out the doors the human race we will wreck So say goodbye to your family and all of your friends too we'll control your brain as we stick to you like glue You'll become our zombie and we'll do as we like so subtle are our movements that you'll not feel it when we strike Before we take right over we have to thank the hero Carl gave up the secret her reward will be zero Although we should spare her we didn't come here to play she gave us information but she'll be our next prey Our rampage will spread quickly starting here in Indiana By Saturday we'll be in Texas, Ohio and Montana This our last communication to you hapless lowlife jerks and to think not long ago we lived in the sewage works P.S. We didn't have to rhyme everything like we were doing. We just did it to scare the crap out of you. Now go get a good place to hide. We'll find you and zombify you anyway but it will be more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted July 25, 2008 Author Share Posted July 25, 2008 Wow. I really don't remember much about the last few days but I'm pretty sure that Shawn Old rocked my world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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