ofiba Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 That was intentional. See this thread. Ah, missed that one.
CosmicBills Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 Here's another one. "Not for nothin" That drives me nuts. Why would you preface a statement with "not for nothin"?If you are speaking, you're obviously speaking for a reason. "Not for nothin" is a given. Drop it and just say what you have to say. And remember: A wise man speaks because he has something to say. A fool speaks because he has to say something. You obviously haven't read enough of LSI's posts ...
Assquatch Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 Here's another one. "Not for nothin" That drives me nuts. Why would you preface a statement with "not for nothin"?If you are speaking, you're obviously speaking for a reason. "Not for nothin" is a given. Drop it and just say what you have to say. And remember: A wise man speaks because he has something to say. A fool speaks because he has to say something. That goes right along with "What hapened was. . ." Just say what happened!
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 "Have a good one" or "It must be a Monday" Not for nothin, but you got a point there. Exactly what does the "one" mean in "have a good one"? A good day? A good time? A good BM? Irregardless, have a good one!
Acantha Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 That goes right along with "What hapened was. . ." Just say what happened! I'm in this class right now for work...there's this guy behind me that keeps raising his hand, and when the instructor says what, he says "I got a question...." NO sh-- SHERLOCK....GET ON WITH IT! Back off topic: Drives me insane when people say they give/gave/should give/etc... anything over 100% Back on topic: That's some fugged up sh--.
/dev/null Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 Back off topic: Drives me insane when people say they give/gave/should give/etc... anything over 100% Reminds me of one of those emails people send around the office that goes something like: Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then, H A R D W O R K 08 01 18 04 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 05 04 07 05 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 01 20 20 09 20 21 04 05 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 02 21 12 12 19 08 09 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull sh-- will put you over the top. And look how far … A S S K I S S I N G 01 19 19 11 09 19 19 09 14 07 = 118% will take you.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 Reminds me of one of those emails people send around the office that goes something like: Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then, H A R D W O R K 08 01 18 04 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 05 04 07 05 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 01 20 20 09 20 21 04 05 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 02 21 12 12 19 08 09 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull sh-- will put you over the top. And look how far … A S S K I S S I N G 01 19 19 11 09 19 19 09 14 07 = 118% will take you. That's a good one and sad but true.
billfan63 Posted July 11, 2008 Author Posted July 11, 2008 "I want to say" There's a guy on the radio here in houston who says this constantly, drives me mad
Marv's Neighbor Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 I can't believe nobody said; WIDE RIGHT, NO GOAL and the ever popular FORWARD LATERAL! They don't get any "worst" than those.
MarkAF43 Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 I cannot stand when people say "happy hump day"... first of all wed is not always hump day for everyone , and if you are saying it, i think the meaning of it should change
WWVaBeach Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 Not for nothin, but you got a point there. Exactly what does the "one" mean in "have a good one"? A good day? A good time? A good BM?Irregardless, have a good one! Wouldn't that actually be have a good two? One that makes no sense is "hot water heater"...it's not a hot water heater it's a water heater!
LongLiveRalph Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 "Get away from me scumbag or I'll use my mace" is so played out.
MarkAF43 Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 "Get away from me scumbag or I'll use my mace" is so played out. personal experiences??
MattyT Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 "How are you doin' chief?" "What's up boss?" If I was the Fire Chief or your actual boss, then this would be acceptable. Otherwise, stop talking down to me.
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