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OOOOOHHHHHHHH HHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'de rather go BME pain olympics* on myself than to get head from that "chick". :pirate:

 

*(look it up, but DON'T watch it!)

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I have reported you to the moderation type persons affiliated with this very fine upstanding organization. I expect that you will be receiving your spanking in short order.

 

Good day sir! (harumphing on exit)

Posted

Are you gonna take me home tonight

Ah down beside that red firelight

Are you gonna let it all hang out

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rockin world go round

 

Hey I was just a skinny lad

Never knew no good from bad

But I knew life before I left my nursery

Left alone with big fat fanny

She was such a naughty nanny

Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me

Hey hey!

 

Ive been singing with my band

Across the wire across the land

I seen evry blue eyed floozy on the way

But their beauty and their style

Went kind of smooth after a while

Take me to them dirty ladies every time

 

Oh wont you take me home tonight?

Oh down beside your red firelight

Oh and you give it all you got

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

 

Hey listen here

Now your mortgages and homes

I got stiffness in the bones

Aint no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)

Oh but I still get my pleasure

Still got my greatest treasure

Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me

Now get this

 

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)

Oh down beside your red firelight

Oh you gonna let it all hang out

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

Get on your bikes and ride

 

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls

Fat bottomed girls

Yeah yeah yeah

Fat bottomed girls

Yes yes

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