Just Jack Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 We'll make sure people only have sex the way God intended: Man on top, woman on bottom (not speaking or moving of course). Like some high class british porn movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongLiveRalph Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Yeah, banging a picnic table is a bit strange - but have you ever surfed the internet dude? there is a lot stranger stuff than that out there. Two tables one cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 The guy's only "crime" is living next to a nosy neighbor and not having enough money to afford a pocket pu$$y. As stated earlier, I'm shocked that anyone cares about this. I'd rather live next door to a guy who sticks his crank in a picnic table than some guy who's going to aim his video camera into my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 http://www.wnwo.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=150083 I'm shocked that there are people out there coming to the defense of this useless deviant. He belongs UNDER the prison. It's not a privacy issue and it shouldn't be shrugged off as a mere "masturbation incident". IMO this is an extremely disturbed individual who by his own perverse and disturbing actions has forfeited his right to live amongst decent, law abiding, and contributing members of society. Hopefully the public humiliation and 6 months behind bars will be enough to straighten this sick ba5t@rd out, but if it were up to me, the penalty would be much more severe. Much ado about a "Woodie"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 http://www.wnwo.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=150083 I'm shocked that there are people out there coming to the defense of this useless deviant. He belongs UNDER the prison. It's not a privacy issue and it shouldn't be shrugged off as a mere "masturbation incident". IMO this is an extremely disturbed individual who by his own perverse and disturbing actions has forfeited his right to live amongst decent, law abiding, and contributing members of society. Hopefully the public humiliation and 6 months behind bars will be enough to straighten this sick ba5t@rd out, but if it were up to me, the penalty would be much more severe. You want to kill a guy for jerking his gherkin in an odd way? People like you are utterly frightening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 You want to kill a guy for jerking his gherkin in an odd way? People like you are utterly frightening. Maybe BLZFAN4LIFE has a patent pending for that particular maneuver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 This could be much worse. Atleast he was in the privacy of his own backyard, using his own picnic table. I don't even think giving him 6 months is fair. The embarrassment of this becoming public should be harsh enough. The guy didn't sneak over to a neighbors yard to do it, he didn't do it out in public infront of everyone, he did it somewhere that should be private enough. He didn't do it to a child, or someone who was unwilling where it could be considered rape This guy is not a danger to society because he "gets his rocks off" by humping a hole in a table top. He's no more of a danger then someone having sex with a blow up doll or the "pocket kitty" (as someone suggested). I could think of many other things that people do sexually that I would think make them more messed up then this guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I would think going through life known as the "Picnic Table F---er" would be sufficient punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I'd rather live next door to a guy who sticks his crank in a picnic table than some guy who's going to aim his video camera into my house. Afraid he'd get a tape of you seducing your chest of drawers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerville Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I see you're from LA, that explains a lot. Way to paint an entire area of the country with a broad brush! Take your anger and narrow minded thinking somewhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I would think going through life known as the "Picnic Table F---er" would be sufficient punishment. Yeah no kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Secondly, I was using what I know of serial killers (as you point out) and applying it to this case. Serial killers are known for gettin' it on with patio furniture? Come on...you can't tell me you haven't walked through Home Depot and said to yourself "Man, that's a mighty fine lookin' bistro set...hubba hubba..." or "That chaise lounge has some serious curves." Just look at that bistro set. Trust me, if you hit it, we wouldn't blame you. Look at the see-through top on that chair. It's practically begging for it. (Links are safe for work...unless you work with BLZFAN4LIFE, in which case they're pornographic.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I'm glad to be a Bills fan for life...I'm also glad I'm not BLZFAN4LIFE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Secondly, I was using what I know of serial killers (as you point out) and applying it to this case. I think APJ has demonstrated that he was on a path of increased depravity and perhaps the police nipped a potentially dangerous perp in the bud. According to the story, first he was seen masturbating inside of his house within view an open doorway, then with the table inside, and when that wasn't fun enough, he moved his act outside in view of his neighbors and close to an elementary school. If you are so certain that this wouldn't escalate to anything, then why not prepare your guest bedroom for a visitor in 6 months? If you're two blocks from a school, you're near it but it has nothing to do with the story...except that it made for a more titillating writeup. You really jumped right into this story didn't you? Hitting close to home is it? Jesus man. There are lots stranger masturbation techniques going on, and most of them are probably normal people. Everyone who jerks off looks like a dumbass. That's why we all feel disgusted during the cleanup phase. This guy was just a little wierder than others. No proof ANYWHERE that it was leading to anything else except maybe the next step was the porch swing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 If you're two blocks from a school, you're near it but it has nothing to do with the story...except that it made for a more titillating writeup. You really jumped right into this story didn't you? Hitting close to home is it? Jesus man. There are lots stranger masturbation techniques going on, and most of them are probably normal people. Everyone who jerks off looks like a dumbass. That's why we all feel disgusted during the cleanup phase. This guy was just a little wierder than others. No proof ANYWHERE that it was leading to anything else except maybe the next step was the porch swing. Can't happen, the porch swing is dating the mailman, pretty serious relationship too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Can't happen, the porch swing is dating the mailman, pretty serious relationship too. Yeah, but the mailman ain't getting any. I hear the swing's holding out until marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Yeah, but the mailman ain't getting any. I hear the swing's holding out until marriage. I heard the swing goes both ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I heard the swing goes both ways. Oh Man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I love you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Serial killers are known for gettin' it on with patio furniture? Come on...you can't tell me you haven't walked through Home Depot and said to yourself "Man, that's a mighty fine lookin' bistro set...hubba hubba..." or "That chaise lounge has some serious curves." Just look at that bistro set. Trust me, if you hit it, we wouldn't blame you. Look at the see-through top on that chair. It's practically begging for it. (Links are safe for work...unless you work with BLZFAN4LIFE, in which case they're pornographic.) Not one for the chaise lounge, but you should see the legs on my barstools... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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