RayFinkle Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Lorenzen cut by the Giants. Yes I have heard of him and think the Bills should sign him only because he is 290 lbs and plays QB. What more could you ask from a Buffalo back-up? He would be a legend in this town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I love J-Load. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I loved him at UK. I saw his last bowl game and was amazed when it went to a few overtimes, the guy could play well at that level, I saw a blitzing FS lierally bounce off him like a kid on a play. Hey it may not be popular with the Hamden fan club, but I'd take a look-see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 290? Can he block and catch? He comes a lot cheaper than Shockey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 This guy has some of the best nicknames in sports: Hefty lefty, j-load, lord of the ring-dings, quarter got back, the pillsbury throwboy, round mound of touchdown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 290? Can he block and catch? He comes a lot cheaper than Shockey. Hmm good idea. I know many posters have mentioned over the past few months that they wanted Moulds to bulk up and play tight end for us this year. These posters might have their answer in Lorenzen. He is a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I'll never forget the first time I saw him in the UK huddle. For a second I was actually trying to figure out why their LT was standing where the QB was supposed to. When they broke and came to the line I must have laughed for 2 straight minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fewell733 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 you'd think that the laws of physics would make a guy with that much mass have at least a moderately strong arm, but no, he's just a fat guy. I say bring him aboard for sheer entertainment value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_franchise Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Maybe this Jared should eat more subway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Lefty = Spawn of the Devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
***PetrinoInAlbany*** Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Hey, if Mac Davis could be a QB in North Sallas Forty ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I've been hoping he woud fall in our lap for two years now... Git 'er done, Russ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 you'd think that the laws of physics would make a guy with that much mass have at least a moderately strong arm, but no, he's just a fat guy. I say bring him aboard for sheer entertainment value. No matter how bad - or how fat - he's better than JP Losman, whom I hate. Signed, Bill from NYC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I've been hoping he woud fall in our lap for two years now... Git 'er done, Russ! Well, Thats going to hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 How about Daunte Culpepper or Byron Leftwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKBILLS Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I'm confused... Does He prefer "Hefty Lefty" or "The Pillsbury Throw Boy." Did He ever call a News Conference to clear this up? I really need to know... Personally I prefer PTB...But that's just Me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 How about Daunte Culpepper or Byron Leftwich? Bring in all 3....I love double stuffed oreos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Syracuse Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 That would be a QB sneak of titanic proportions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sen. John Blutarsky Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 This guy has some of the best nicknames in sports: Hefty lefty, j-load, lord of the ring-dings, quarter got back, the pillsbury throwboy, round mound of touchdown My personal favorite is "The Battleship Lorenzen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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