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Jurors this year deliberated less than five minutes before returning guilty verdicts against the first two defendants, who were accused of grooming the kids for sex shows in "kindergarten" classes and passing off Vicodin as "silly pills" to help the children perform.

 

It should have taken 5 seconds for the verdict. Hell, don't even leave the courtroom, as soon as the judge says the jury can go deliberate, they should have just said they were ready to give the verdict.

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Jurors this year deliberated less than five minutes before returning guilty verdicts against the first two defendants, who were accused of grooming the kids for sex shows in "kindergarten" classes and passing off Vicodin as "silly pills" to help the children perform.

 

It should have taken 5 seconds for the verdict. Hell, don't even leave the courtroom, as soon as the judge says the jury can go deliberate, they should have just said they were ready to give the verdict.

They probably went back to deliberate on weither they should get a dinner sent to them first, or if they would rather just go back home instead

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"four children — the three siblings, now ages 12, 10 and 7, and their 10-year-old aunt " :lol:

 

 

Now that is a Texas thing! :P

 

 

Actually, as strange as it sounds, I have a cousin (born in Buffalo) who is one week older than his uncle, also born in Buffalo!

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YET ANOTHER REASON TO LOVE TEXANS

This is what I like about Texans they get right to the point and most of the

time what they say is correct. I sure agree with this one.

 

T. B. Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Midland , TX . was asked on

a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations of

torture of the Iraqi prisoners.

 

His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause

from the audience.

 

'If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's balls to a car's battery cables will save

one Texas GI's life, then I have just three things to say,

 

Red is positive,

 

Black is negative,

 

Make sure his balls are wet.'

 
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YET ANOTHER REASON TO LOVE TEXANS

This is what I like about Texans they get right to the point and most of the

time what they say is correct. I sure agree with this one.

 

T. B. Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Midland , TX . was asked on

a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations of

torture of the Iraqi prisoners.

 

His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause

from the audience.

 

'If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's balls to a car's battery cables will save

one Texas GI's life, then I have just three things to say,

 

Red is positive,

 

Black is negative,

 

Make sure his balls are wet.'

 

 

SNOPES says youarefullofshit. :P

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