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The salt at the bottom of the pretzel bag...


Ramius

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All the !@#$ing time! Best is when you're driving and you tilt the bag back (this goes for all snacks) to get every last bit. The rush of driving 80 mph with the bag blocking your view of the road. :lol:

Oh, sure, it's all fun and games until the bag blocks your ability to see the drunk, Orca-fat Canadian just before you plow into her at 80 MPH with your luxury SUV and leave her for dead in the front of 100s of horrified eyewitnesses.

 

(That's truthfully the way he get everyone's forgiveness in this. Lynch tells the DA he was just kicking back the leftover dust from a bag of Cheetos when he felt a thud on his car, and everyone will go, "Well, yeah, okay...I can see that happening.")

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