Wednesday Funny

[WWVaBeach]

Old Blind Cowboy

 

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

 

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?' ,

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

 

'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

 

[WWVaBeach]

After reading this thread http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showtopic=67343 I'm not sure I shoulda posted this joke.

[UnionAMG]

I was thinking the same thing WWVa, cue the fun police...

"What if your daughter/sister/mother/foster-mother/bus-driver/or mailwoman was blonde and offended by that joke? This thread is a disgrace to TBD!!!"

 

Anyways, i thought this was a decent joke... actually hadn't heard this one before, and thats tough to do with blonde jokes. I feel like I've heard every one at some point in my life.

[ieatcrayonz]

After reading this thread http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showtopic=67343 I'm not sure I shoulda posted this joke.

Why? The drunk Canadian broad is not blonde. At least not until her Marshawn funded makeover.

 

I think the difference is that the other thread makes fun of an individual while blonde jokes and observations about drunk Canadians are directed at groups.