Sen. John Blutarsky Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 What's wrong with the world today?You people have no class at all. Listen, baby. Im chubby, you're chubby, it's all good. Sometime our rolls got gots ta roll wit it, ya know? Just think, one of those skinny Sarah jessica Parker lookin hos woulda broken 16 anorexic hollow bones, and that was just stepping off the curb. You got more cushion for the pushin, or hittin with Porches in this instance... What I think happened is someone heard Marshawn say he like hittin' white women with big badunkadunks and someone got the wrong idea
generaLee83 Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 If anybody was curious... Just great, the old "I didn't see her" excuse is out the window now, how do you miss a mountain range like that? With a head that size and that bulbous neck roll I bet she goes at least 3 bills. Any takers?
Bill from NYC Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Are you sure that's a picture of the woman, or is that Marshawn's SUV? She looks a bit like Hillary, no?
Sen. John Blutarsky Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Just great, the old "I didn't see her" excuse is out the window now, how do you miss a mountain range like that? With a head that size and that bulbous neck roll I bet she goes at least 3 bills. Any takers? and there were 3 Bills in the car, coincidence?
generaLee83 Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Marshawn didn't hit her, that thing was trying to mate with his SUV. He had to drive away. Your post should not go unnoticed, hilarious.
IndyJay1234 Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 If anybody was curious... The curse of the Buffalo Bills Running Back continues.. OJ- Killer Thurman- Drunk Travis- 9 kids, 9 moms Willis- At least 3 kids 3 moms Marshawn- Hit and run...
Jerry Jabber Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Marshawn better think of another excuse, because he can't use "I didn't see her". LOOK OUT!!!!!!
PastaJoe Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Marshawn was practicing to get into the Guinness Book of World Records. His goal is to run over the two fat guys on minibikes.
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 She was probably trying to hit on Hardy all night at the club, so Marshawn thought he'd do a favor for the rook.
DrDawkinstein Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 the boys at Jim's Steakout are lucky she never made it.
elegantelliotoffen Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Funny that none of these posters have the balls to post their own pic.......
keepthefaith Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Marshawn better think of another excuse, because he can't use "I didn't see her". LOOK OUT!!!!!! This is mean, but I'm starting to understand why she laid in the street for 15 minutes. You'd think a tow truck would get there faster than that.
drunkcanadianbroad Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Funny that none of these posters have the balls to post their own pic....... Only me.
bills_fan Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 the boys at Jim's Steakout are lucky she never made it. Coffee onn the monitor!!!
Sen. John Blutarsky Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Funny that none of these posters have the balls to post their own pic....... I said I was chubby. I've got no problem admitting it. so since I've admitted it am I now allowed to point out that's she's got a bit of a weight problem and may have been unusually difficult to avoid with a motor vehicle not to mention unusually slow in her movements to avoid said vehicle?
Sen. John Blutarsky Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 This is mean, but I'm starting to understand why she laid in the street for 15 minutes. You'd think a tow truck would get there faster than that. It's hard to find a veterinarian on call at that hour, cut em a break.
justnzane Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Funny that none of these posters have the balls to post their own pic....... check my profile, you'll see what i look like... Besides, everything said in this thread is all in jest. After all, its the offseason, and there aren't too many funny football related things that go on. You must really be new to the internets thing
DrDawkinstein Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 why do i have the feeling that sometime earlier in the night she ruined some dudes evening by dragging her hot friend out of the bar...
DrDawkinstein Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 no one who names themselves after elegantelliotoffen is going to seriously chastise people for a "lack of class"
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