Chilly Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/10/doomsd...y-june-12-2008/ House of Yahweh church leader Yisrayl Hawkins, also known as Buffalo Bill, of Abilene, Texas has instructed his followers to prepare for the nuclear war which is to take place this Thursday, June 12 at the latest. He and his followers have set aside 60 truck trailers full of survival rations so that they may eat during the dark days ahead.
Chef Jim Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/10/doomsd...y-june-12-2008/ House of Yahweh church leader Yisrayl Hawkins, also known as Buffalo Bill, of Abilene, Texas has instructed his followers to prepare for the nuclear war which is to take place this Thursday, June 12 at the latest. He and his followers have set aside 60 truck trailers full of survival rations so that they may eat during the dark days ahead. !@#$, and I just got my car washed.
erynthered Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 !@#$, and I just got my car washed. So much for that early retirement, eh?
PromoTheRobot Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/10/doomsd...y-june-12-2008/ House of Yahweh church leader Yisrayl Hawkins, also known as Buffalo Bill, of Abilene, Texas has instructed his followers to prepare for the nuclear war which is to take place this Thursday, June 12 at the latest. He and his followers have set aside 60 truck trailers full of survival rations so that they may eat during the dark days ahead. I guess I'll skip mowing my lawn. PTR
Chilly Posted June 11, 2008 Author Posted June 11, 2008 So much for that early retirement, eh? Proof that we shouldn't save money.
/dev/null Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 I'd love to see the look on their faces when they wake up Friday and realize
PromoTheRobot Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 I'd love to see the look on their faces when they wake up Friday and realize Who knows the mind of Yahweh? There's always an alibi. PTR
/dev/null Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 Proof that we shouldn't save money. If you were ever planning on investing in survival rations the market's about to get flooded with 59 truck trailers worth
Chef Jim Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 I'd love to see the look on their faces when they wake up Friday and realize Actually I would love to see the look on your face when you wake up tomorrow morning and realized they were right.
KRC Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 This isn't a good week for me. Do you think they can push it off until sometime in July? *Checks calendar* How about the week of the 14th?
HopsGuy Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 I'd love to see the look on their faces when they wake up Friday and realize He's predicted this twice before (2001 & 2006). I'm more confident he's wrong than I was the Lakers would win last night. Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times is a trend.
/dev/null Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 Actually I would love to see the look on your face when you wake up tomorrow morning and realized they were right. Dude, considering where I live, if they're right you won't be able to see the look on my face. I would quite literally be /dev/null
/dev/null Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 He's predicted this twice before (2001 & 2006). I'm more confident he's wrong than I was the Lakers would win last night. Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times is a trend. Or the charm
Bullpen Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 Dude, considering where I live, if they're right you won't be able to see the look on my face. I would quite literally be /dev/null Yeah considering all the military "stuff" in Colorado Springs (Norad, AF Space Commande, etc) I too will be /dev/null. So does that mean at midnight I can change my secret TBD code name to /dev/null II to beat the post-nuclear rush? If it does happen tomorrow, I want it on record that I've tried to bury the hatchet with Beerball, but that dude's is as stubborn as a 1000 mules. I'll go to my grave with clear conscience that I tried.
Ramius Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 it sucks for them if one of the missles/bombs hits his stash of trailers. I'd be pissed if there was a nuclear war tomorrow. then i'd have to plug in my ethernet cord to get online instead of using wireless. who wants to be tied down like that?
KD in CA Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 Yeah considering all the military "stuff" in Colorado Springs (Norad, AF Space Commande, etc) I too will be /dev/null. So does that mean at midnight I can change my secret TBD code name to /dev/null II to beat the post-nuclear rush? I'm in lower Manhattan. I'll be perfectly safe.
Chilly Posted June 11, 2008 Author Posted June 11, 2008 I'm in lower Manhattan. I'll be perfectly safe. Not from the Cloverfield monster
Wacka Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 Sunglasses! Can't see the blast without your sunglasses!
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