Chilly Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/10/doomsd...y-june-12-2008/ House of Yahweh church leader Yisrayl Hawkins, also known as Buffalo Bill, of Abilene, Texas has instructed his followers to prepare for the nuclear war which is to take place this Thursday, June 12 at the latest. He and his followers have set aside 60 truck trailers full of survival rations so that they may eat during the dark days ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/10/doomsd...y-june-12-2008/ House of Yahweh church leader Yisrayl Hawkins, also known as Buffalo Bill, of Abilene, Texas has instructed his followers to prepare for the nuclear war which is to take place this Thursday, June 12 at the latest. He and his followers have set aside 60 truck trailers full of survival rations so that they may eat during the dark days ahead. !@#$, and I just got my car washed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Sigh. That's gonna ruin my commute tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 !@#$, and I just got my car washed. So much for that early retirement, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/10/doomsd...y-june-12-2008/ House of Yahweh church leader Yisrayl Hawkins, also known as Buffalo Bill, of Abilene, Texas has instructed his followers to prepare for the nuclear war which is to take place this Thursday, June 12 at the latest. He and his followers have set aside 60 truck trailers full of survival rations so that they may eat during the dark days ahead. I guess I'll skip mowing my lawn. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted June 11, 2008 Author Share Posted June 11, 2008 So much for that early retirement, eh? Proof that we shouldn't save money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 I'd love to see the look on their faces when they wake up Friday and realize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 I'd love to see the look on their faces when they wake up Friday and realize Who knows the mind of Yahweh? There's always an alibi. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Proof that we shouldn't save money. If you were ever planning on investing in survival rations the market's about to get flooded with 59 truck trailers worth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 I'd love to see the look on their faces when they wake up Friday and realize Actually I would love to see the look on your face when you wake up tomorrow morning and realized they were right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 This isn't a good week for me. Do you think they can push it off until sometime in July? *Checks calendar* How about the week of the 14th? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 I'd love to see the look on their faces when they wake up Friday and realize He's predicted this twice before (2001 & 2006). I'm more confident he's wrong than I was the Lakers would win last night. Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times is a trend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Actually I would love to see the look on your face when you wake up tomorrow morning and realized they were right. Dude, considering where I live, if they're right you won't be able to see the look on my face. I would quite literally be /dev/null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 He's predicted this twice before (2001 & 2006). I'm more confident he's wrong than I was the Lakers would win last night. Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times is a trend. Or the charm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Dude, considering where I live, if they're right you won't be able to see the look on my face. I would quite literally be /dev/null Yeah considering all the military "stuff" in Colorado Springs (Norad, AF Space Commande, etc) I too will be /dev/null. So does that mean at midnight I can change my secret TBD code name to /dev/null II to beat the post-nuclear rush? If it does happen tomorrow, I want it on record that I've tried to bury the hatchet with Beerball, but that dude's is as stubborn as a 1000 mules. I'll go to my grave with clear conscience that I tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 it sucks for them if one of the missles/bombs hits his stash of trailers. I'd be pissed if there was a nuclear war tomorrow. then i'd have to plug in my ethernet cord to get online instead of using wireless. who wants to be tied down like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Yeah considering all the military "stuff" in Colorado Springs (Norad, AF Space Commande, etc) I too will be /dev/null. So does that mean at midnight I can change my secret TBD code name to /dev/null II to beat the post-nuclear rush? I'm in lower Manhattan. I'll be perfectly safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted June 11, 2008 Author Share Posted June 11, 2008 I'm in lower Manhattan. I'll be perfectly safe. Not from the Cloverfield monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Not from the Cloverfield monster Or from Herpes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Sunglasses! Can't see the blast without your sunglasses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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