/dev/null Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Anyone else been dragged to this unholy torturous movie? Normally I wouldn't have a problem sitting in a theatre packed with chicks, but unfortunately this time I was dragged to the theatre by one chick in particular. I don't really know how to describe it. You could almost smell the estrogen flowing I really wish it was football season but I guess I'll settle and watch some baseball, go look up some internet porn, and crack open a couple ice cold brews to wash the gay away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerville Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Wife went with her friend to watch it, man card intact!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Anyone else been dragged to this unholy torturous movie? Normally I wouldn't have a problem sitting in a theatre packed with chicks, but unfortunately this time I was dragged to the theatre by one chick in particular. I don't really know how to describe it. You could almost smell the estrogen flowing I really wish it was football season but I guess I'll settle and watch some baseball, go look up some internet porn, and crack open a couple ice cold brews to wash the gay away Dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Wife went with her friend to watch it, man card intact!!! Wife and her friend are going tomorrow, followed by The Melting Pot. No gay germs here. The bad news? They're talking sequel already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Wife went with her friend to watch it, man card intact!!! Wife and her friend are going tomorrow, followed by The Melting Pot. No gay germs here. The bad news? They're talking sequel already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huuuge Bills Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Anyone else been dragged to this unholy torturous movie? Normally I wouldn't have a problem sitting in a theatre packed with chicks, but unfortunately this time I was dragged to the theatre by one chick in particular. I don't really know how to describe it. You could almost smell the estrogen flowing I really wish it was football season but I guess I'll settle and watch some baseball, go look up some internet porn, and crack open a couple ice cold brews to wash the gay away You disapoint me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 7, 2008 Author Share Posted June 7, 2008 You disapoint me. I disappoint myself. But the most disappointing part of all of this? I didn't even get a piece out of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jock Sniffer Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Anyone else been dragged to this unholy torturous movie? Normally I wouldn't have a problem sitting in a theatre packed with chicks, but unfortunately this time I was dragged to the theatre by one chick in particular. I don't really know how to describe it. You could almost smell the estrogen flowing I really wish it was football season but I guess I'll settle and watch some baseball, go look up some internet porn, and crack open a couple ice cold brews to wash the gay away Did she at least give you a reach around later that night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_franchise Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Anyone else been dragged to this unholy torturous movie? Normally I wouldn't have a problem sitting in a theatre packed with chicks, but unfortunately this time I was dragged to the theatre by one chick in particular. I don't really know how to describe it. You could almost smell the estrogen flowing I really wish it was football season but I guess I'll settle and watch some baseball, go look up some internet porn, and crack open a couple ice cold brews to wash the gay away sure hope it was a good lay. you should have took a mini-tv and watched some sort of sporting event or even take a walkman and listen to the radio broadcast enjoy the baseball, beer, and boobs.. you might want to fire up the grill while youre at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Anyone else been dragged to this unholy torturous movie? Normally I wouldn't have a problem sitting in a theatre packed with chicks, but unfortunately this time I was dragged to the theatre by one chick in particular. I don't really know how to describe it. You could almost smell the estrogen flowing I really wish it was football season but I guess I'll settle and watch some baseball, go look up some internet porn, and crack open a couple ice cold brews to wash the gay away Tell the truth , you took your wife so you could get some after the movie . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Anyone else been dragged to this unholy torturous movie? Normally I wouldn't have a problem sitting in a theatre packed with chicks, but unfortunately this time I was dragged to the theatre by one chick in particular. I don't really know how to describe it. You could almost smell the estrogen flowing I really wish it was football season but I guess I'll settle and watch some baseball, go look up some internet porn, and crack open a couple ice cold brews to wash the gay away Sheesh, what ever happened to unconditional love?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Being a big bad Marine I will admit while on leave at home this week I saw it with my wife. And I have to admit, the scenes with the bush sticking out of the bathing suit and the one chick $hitt!ing herself had me rolling with laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Wife's there now so I've been playing outside with the kids all day.... I've just got to say, it is f&$%ing HOT out there today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Anyone else been dragged to this unholy torturous movie? Normally I wouldn't have a problem sitting in a theatre packed with chicks, but unfortunately this time I was dragged to the theatre by one chick in particular. I don't really know how to describe it. You could almost smell the estrogen flowing I really wish it was football season but I guess I'll settle and watch some baseball, go look up some internet porn, and crack open a couple ice cold brews to wash the gay away I don't think I would ever admit to seeing that movie. Let alone pay for it. I hope the chick is hot. Even then.... I don't know. Can't say I'm shocked that the movie blew. Hopefully that wasn't the only thing that blew last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkAF43 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 I disappoint myself. But the most disappointing part of all of this? I didn't even get a piece out of it I got dragged to this movie last night..... I did learn a lesson from you...... managed to get my piece as an advance, good way to start the morning ---- rough way to end the night sitting through that garbage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 I disappoint myself. But the most disappointing part of all of this? I didn't even get a piece out of it Have you learned nothing? Even Beerball knows how to negotiate better than that!!! When you are taking a chick to a movie about how men are evil and how chicks rule and blah blah blah you need to get something in writing. The dude who said he got an advance had the right basic idea, but his most recent memory is still the movie. And trust me, that is his chick's most recent memory too. His demise will be slow and torturous with faint glimmers of hope thrown in just to keep him confused. /dev, take it from me, you need to cut ties right now. This was your first step into an Ed-like abyss of never being in charge. I know your strength and weaknesses and this is irreversible. You may even have to move across a few state lines because word spreads and that's the only thing that will be spreading when you're around from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 I disappoint myself. But the most disappointing part of all of this? I didn't even get a piece out of it Of course you didn't! What woman in her right mind would schtupp with a guy who would go to that flick? You weren't her date, you were her girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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