erynthered Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 They look like they're going to explode!! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1245660.ece
/dev/null Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 I like boobs but those are disgusting I agree. Sometimes too much of a good thing really is too much
stuckincincy Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 They look like they're going to explode!! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1245660.ece It would be interesting to see her compete in synchronized swimming.
LongLiveRalph Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 It's funny that you need a certificate when you have the proof hanging right off your chest. I'd like to see attempt to set the Guiness record for consecutive jumping jacks.
SD Jarhead Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 Well she had to do something to get peoples eyes off of her horseface...
Huuuge Bills Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 Well she had to do something to get peoples eyes off of her horseface... She could have just followed her lead. Instead of wasting money and having to deal with surgery. She should have just spent her money on hideous clothes to take attention away from her face.
IDBillzFan Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 I appreciate the irony of the really big breasts getting a letter designation of MMMMM.
X. Benedict Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 It would be interesting to see her compete in synchronized swimming. How about raft-less white-water rafting?
eball Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 Have you heard the one about the priest, the rabbi, and Raquel Welch in a lifeboat? Oops...wrong thread. Sorry.
stuckincincy Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 How about raft-less white-water rafting? Esther Williams Shrugged...
apuszczalowski Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 I've never been a fan of fake breasts I'd take some smaller sized real ones over comically large fake ones any day Obviously this really narrows her career path - Porn, Stripping, freakshow. And looking at the face, I'm leaning more towards freakshow for her. BTW - I have never found Sarah Jessica Parker attractive, or any of the cast of Sex and the City (FG had the best description of it, 3 hookers and their mother)
Steely Dan Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 She could have just followed her lead. Instead of wasting money and having to deal with surgery. She should have just spent her money on hideous clothes to take attention away from her face. Peter from Family Guy: "They let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and her face looks like a foot!" I've never been a fan of fake breasts I'd take some smaller sized real ones over comically large fake ones any day Obviously this really narrows her career path - Porn, Stripping, freakshow. And looking at the face, I'm leaning more towards freakshow for her. BTW - I have never found Sarah Jessica Parker attractive, or any of the cast of Sex and the City (FG had the best description of it, 3 hookers and their mother) How do you know they aren't real.
thebug Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 Peter from Family Guy: "They let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and her face looks like a foot!" How do you know they aren't real. Because if you look really close you can see the "wilson" logo about to poke through on each one......
Stl Bills Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 Because if you look really close you can see the "wilson" logo about to poke through on each one......
Acantha Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 Peter from Family Guy: "They let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and her face looks like a foot!" (the family is sitting around the dinner table, and Lois walks in) Peter: Oh, finally! Some of us have been waitin' all evening for a certain wife to come home and feed her starving family. Lois: Peter, I told you I was gonna be late. Couldn't you have handled dinner? Peter: You can't ask me to make dinner, Lois. That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a "hot body, weird face" contest, it can't be done
Steely Dan Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 Because if you look really close you can see the "wilson" logo about to poke through on each one...... Those are tatoos!! She is as God made her!! How dare you accuse someone when you don't know for sure! (the family is sitting around the dinner table, and Lois walks in) Peter: Oh, finally! Some of us have been waitin' all evening for a certain wife to come home and feed her starving family. Lois: Peter, I told you I was gonna be late. Couldn't you have handled dinner? Peter: You can't ask me to make dinner, Lois. That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a "hot body, weird face" contest, it can't be done
thebug Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 Those are tatoos!! She is as God made her!! How dare you accuse someone when you don't know for sure! Sorry, jumping to conclusions is apparently contagious, my bad.......
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