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I've never been a fan of fake breasts

 

I'd take some smaller sized real ones over comically large fake ones any day

 

Obviously this really narrows her career path - Porn, Stripping, freakshow. And looking at the face, I'm leaning more towards freakshow for her.

 

BTW - I have never found Sarah Jessica Parker attractive, or any of the cast of Sex and the City (FG had the best description of it, 3 hookers and their mother)

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She could have just followed her lead. Instead of wasting money and having to deal with surgery. She should have just spent her money on hideous clothes to take attention away from her face.

 

Peter from Family Guy: "They let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and her face looks like a foot!"

 

 

I've never been a fan of fake breasts

 

I'd take some smaller sized real ones over comically large fake ones any day

 

Obviously this really narrows her career path - Porn, Stripping, freakshow. And looking at the face, I'm leaning more towards freakshow for her.

 

BTW - I have never found Sarah Jessica Parker attractive, or any of the cast of Sex and the City (FG had the best description of it, 3 hookers and their mother)

 

How do you know they aren't real.

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Peter from Family Guy: "They let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and her face looks like a foot!"

 

 

 

 

How do you know they aren't real.

 

 

 

Because if you look really close you can see the "wilson" logo about to poke through on each one......

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Peter from Family Guy: "They let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and her face looks like a foot!"

(the family is sitting around the dinner table, and Lois walks in)

 

Peter: Oh, finally! Some of us have been waitin' all evening for a certain wife to come home and feed her starving family.

 

Lois: Peter, I told you I was gonna be late. Couldn't you have handled dinner?

 

Peter: You can't ask me to make dinner, Lois. That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a "hot body, weird face" contest, it can't be done

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Because if you look really close you can see the "wilson" logo about to poke through on each one......

 

Those are tatoos!! She is as God made her!! :lol: How dare you accuse someone when you don't know for sure!

 

(the family is sitting around the dinner table, and Lois walks in)

 

Peter: Oh, finally! Some of us have been waitin' all evening for a certain wife to come home and feed her starving family.

 

Lois: Peter, I told you I was gonna be late. Couldn't you have handled dinner?

 

Peter: You can't ask me to make dinner, Lois. That's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a "hot body, weird face" contest, it can't be done

 

:lol::thumbsup:

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