Ramius Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen What do you call a chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other? Irene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen What do you call a chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other? Irene dumb joke stealer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 what to you call a leper in a hot tub? stew what happens at a leper hockey game? there's a face off in the corner what happens at a leper poker game? they all throw their hands on the table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rev.Mattb74 ESQ. Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 A guy walks into a bar, upon seeing a hot chick strolls over to try to talk to her. Before getting a word out the lady cuts him off and says "I dont sleep with guys unless they have a ten inch Johnson." The guy looks as if he is thinking it over and replies "Sorry ma'am I don't cut 2 inches off for anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Hairlip Hairlip!!! Would I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Where do girls with one leg work? Ihop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call a guy with no legs and arms hanging on the wall ? Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call a guy with no legs and arms in the Ocean. Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call a guy with no legs and arms sitting in the garden? Pete What do you call a guy with no legs and arms in the water? Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assquatch Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call a drunk chick with no arms and no legs who stands in front of Marshawn's SUV on Chippewa at 3:30am? Patty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongLiveRalph Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call a guy with no legs and arms in the water? Bob Unless he's water skiing, then he's Skip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eSJayDee Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call a guy with no legs and arms in the water? Bob Unless he's water skiing, then he's Skip. Or unless there's sharks around. Then, he's just "chum". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? hop in What do you call a lady with one leg shorter then the other? Eileen What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg shorter then the other? Eiween Isn't it "Irene?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under a pile of leaves? Russel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 A guy says to a bartender, "I know a guy with one leg named Pete". Bartender says, "What does he call his other leg?". A guy walking on the beach sees a woman with no arms or legs lying there crying. He asks "What's wrong?". She says, "I'm upset that I've never been kissed". So he bends down and kisses her. She starts crying even more. "Now what's wrong?", he asks. She says, "I've never been f###ed". So the guy picks her up, tosses her into the ocean, and yells, "There, you're f###ed now!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Thanks alot. I just spit my pop out onto my computer screen. That joke never gets old. Hopefully you will though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 So, a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "hey buddy, why the long face?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 So, a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "hey buddy, why the long face?" John Kerry walks into the same bar the next day and the bartender says "Welcome back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huuuge Bills Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 John Kerry walks into the same bar the next day and the bartender says "Welcome back." Sarah Jessica Parker walks into the same bar the day after that and the bartender says "you again?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordio Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Hopefully you will though. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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