Ramius Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen What do you call a chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other? Irene
Beerball Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen What do you call a chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other? Irene dumb joke stealer
The Senator Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 what to you call a leper in a hot tub? stew what happens at a leper hockey game? there's a face off in the corner what happens at a leper poker game? they all throw their hands on the table
The Rev.Mattb74 ESQ. Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 A guy walks into a bar, upon seeing a hot chick strolls over to try to talk to her. Before getting a word out the lady cuts him off and says "I dont sleep with guys unless they have a ten inch Johnson." The guy looks as if he is thinking it over and replies "Sorry ma'am I don't cut 2 inches off for anyone.
Fan in San Diego Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call a guy with no legs and arms hanging on the wall ? Art
erynthered Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call a guy with no legs and arms in the Ocean. Bob
KD in CA Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call a guy with no legs and arms sitting in the garden? Pete What do you call a guy with no legs and arms in the water? Bob
Assquatch Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call a drunk chick with no arms and no legs who stands in front of Marshawn's SUV on Chippewa at 3:30am? Patty
LongLiveRalph Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call a guy with no legs and arms in the water? Bob Unless he's water skiing, then he's Skip.
eSJayDee Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call a guy with no legs and arms in the water? Bob Unless he's water skiing, then he's Skip. Or unless there's sharks around. Then, he's just "chum".
Philly McButterpants Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? hop in What do you call a lady with one leg shorter then the other? Eileen What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg shorter then the other? Eiween Isn't it "Irene?"
Philly McButterpants Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under a pile of leaves? Russel
PastaJoe Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 A guy says to a bartender, "I know a guy with one leg named Pete". Bartender says, "What does he call his other leg?". A guy walking on the beach sees a woman with no arms or legs lying there crying. He asks "What's wrong?". She says, "I'm upset that I've never been kissed". So he bends down and kisses her. She starts crying even more. "Now what's wrong?", he asks. She says, "I've never been f###ed". So the guy picks her up, tosses her into the ocean, and yells, "There, you're f###ed now!".
eball Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 Thanks alot. I just spit my pop out onto my computer screen. That joke never gets old. Hopefully you will though.
eball Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 So, a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "hey buddy, why the long face?"
KD in CA Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 So, a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "hey buddy, why the long face?" John Kerry walks into the same bar the next day and the bartender says "Welcome back."
Huuuge Bills Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 John Kerry walks into the same bar the next day and the bartender says "Welcome back." Sarah Jessica Parker walks into the same bar the day after that and the bartender says "you again?".
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