IDBillzFan Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Stern sucks. It's been 15 years since he was funny. I hate him but I love to diss him on message boards. If Steely is his new sidekick he sucks too! Actually, the only reason I like to bust on Stern on a message board any more is because it's amazing how many of you Stern nancys get your XL Intimissimis in a bunch every time someone does it. At this point, we don't even need to do it. You chicks are so defensive, you get twisted before anyone even says anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPS Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 You'll find him/them at one of these places: steely dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Stern sucks. It's been 15 years since he was funny. I hate him but I love to diss him on message boards. If Steely is his new sidekick he sucks too! I think Steley Dan would be F'd without the show. He's been a successful message board stand-up and has greenlit some gays, but the majority of those opportunities turned lucrative AFTER he was a success on the Stern show. Obviously, he made it to TSW on his own, but he also wasn't 320 lbs at that point, and his substance abuse wasn't so well-documented. He had a stretch at the end of TBD radio and the beginning of Sirius where he was absolutely ON FIRE....I had tears in my eyes laughing at some of his bits and especially his off-the-cuff comments about how fat beerball was...Lately, he hasn't been doing it for me...His reality can be funny and entertaining, but for the most part, his "woe is me" attitude makes him sound like a whiney, lazy B word IMO. On the flip side, there would be an adjustment period, but I'm sure the Stern show would be just fine without Steley Dan. Either rotate sit-in guests in his seat, or hire someone much the same way they hired Steley Dan. Or leave it empty like they do on the one day every week that Steley Dan calls in sick. Maybe Steley Dan watched "Beer League" during his week off and realized that his career outside of the TSW might not be such a sure-thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 Actually, the only reason I like to bust on Stern on a message board any more is because it's amazing how many of you Stern nancys get your XL Intimissimis in a bunch every time someone does it. At this point, we don't even need to do it. You chicks are so defensive, you get twisted before anyone even says anything. Or you could have folks that enjoy pulling chains whether they listen to Stern or not. Who by the way sucks. It's been 15 years since he was funny. I hate him but I love to diss him on message boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 I think Steley Dan would be F'd without the show. He's been a successful message board stand-up and has greenlit some gays, but the majority of those opportunities turned lucrative AFTER he was a success on the Stern show. Obviously, he made it to TSW on his own, but he also wasn't 320 lbs at that point, and his substance abuse wasn't so well-documented. He had a stretch at the end of TBD radio and the beginning of Sirius where he was absolutely ON FIRE....I had tears in my eyes laughing at some of his bits and especially his off-the-cuff comments about how fat beerball was...Lately, he hasn't been doing it for me...His reality can be funny and entertaining, but for the most part, his "woe is me" attitude makes him sound like a whiney, lazy B word IMO. On the flip side, there would be an adjustment period, but I'm sure the Stern show would be just fine without Steley Dan. Either rotate sit-in guests in his seat, or hire someone much the same way they hired Steley Dan. Or leave it empty like they do on the one day every week that Steley Dan calls in sick. Maybe Steley Dan watched "Beer League" during his week off and realized that his career outside of the TSW might not be such a sure-thing. I'm suprised Steely came back alive from Amsterdam. Any word on what he did there or if he fired his assistant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Maybe he changed his name to Steely McBeam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I'm suprised Steely came back alive from Amsterdam. Any word on what he did there or if he fired his assistant? Steely boy got stoned, ate fluffy pancakes, and passed out. as for Teddy the D0uchebag, he's been designated for assignment with the pink pony and sketch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 Steely boy got stoned, ate fluffy pancakes, and passed out. as for Teddy the D0uchebag, he's been designated for assignment with the pink pony and sketch. After reading this, it makes sense that a rational person would still believe in creationism. If you don't think these folks are a rung or two behind on the evolutionary ladder, go bury your head back in the sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 After reading this, it makes sense that a rational person would still believe in creationism. If you don't think these folks are a rung or two behind on the evolutionary ladder, go bury your head back in the sand. Maybe you could try to sell them dome dugout insursance. Take the caveman dude with you, B word!! (that was a tough one you bastard ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 Maybe you could try to sell them dome dugout insursance. Take the caveman dude with you, B word!! I bet they are much happier people than us. They have no idea what they are missing out on, and no where near as much cares. Get food, eat, sleep, have fun, have sex with the gorrilla woman. I bet it's a good life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Those casino's are in San Diego. To be wrong in such an important thread as this is truly humiliating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Stern sucks. It's been 15 years since he was funny. I hate him but I love to diss him on message boards. If Steely is his new sidekick he sucks too! I think Steley Dan would be F'd without the show. He's been a successful message board stand-up and has greenlit some gays, but the majority of those opportunities turned lucrative AFTER he was a success on the Stern show. Obviously, he made it to TSW on his own, but he also wasn't 320 lbs at that point, and his substance abuse wasn't so well-documented. He had a stretch at the end of TBD radio and the beginning of Sirius where he was absolutely ON FIRE....I had tears in my eyes laughing at some of his bits and especially his off-the-cuff comments about how fat beerball was...Lately, he hasn't been doing it for me...His reality can be funny and entertaining, but for the most part, his "woe is me" attitude makes him sound like a whiney, lazy B word IMO. On the flip side, there would be an adjustment period, but I'm sure the Stern show would be just fine without Steley Dan. Either rotate sit-in guests in his seat, or hire someone much the same way they hired Steley Dan. Or leave it empty like they do on the one day every week that Steley Dan calls in sick. Maybe Steley Dan watched "Beer League" during his week off and realized that his career outside of the TSW might not be such a sure-thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Hello, hello. Can anybody hear me?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 5, 2008 Author Share Posted June 5, 2008 I think we have a sighting!!! Check out the person in the yellow shirt, straw hat and sunglasses 46 seconds into this video. Is that Steely checking out Billy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 5, 2008 Author Share Posted June 5, 2008 Dang, smells like Steely, don't it? Where is that humper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Dang, smells like Steely, don't it? Where is that humper? Great post Captain Original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 I haven't read this thread but I was wondering just that myself. I wonder about things sometimes. It can become a pattern. Usually to get out of it I'll watch some Ally McBeal with the volume down and I'll crank up the Beastie Boys. That makes me stop wondering about Steely Dan. Boy it works almost every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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