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Married With Children might be my favorite show of all time. So many great lines.

 

Married with Children: Rites of Passage (#6.16)" (1992)

Al Bundy: Where the music stinks and they water the drinks. The nudie bar. Where the girlies dance in their underpants. The nudie bar. Where you see their butt and their trap stays shut. The nudie bar. Where you can grab a thigh and blacken an eye. At the nudie bar. Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass. At the nudie bar.

 

Bud Bundy: What are we going to tell Mom where we were all night?

Al Bundy: Well, son, you're a man now. When your mother asks you where you were, you do what your supposed to do. You look her right in the eye and tell her were were stuck in traffic.

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Next step: Challenge Wesley Snipes to fight without disclosing his BJJ skills.

 

 

Or even James Caan, who got his black belt many years ago.

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