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Not sure if this one is better than the Crumpler family (Carlester, Alge), but "R-Kal" is still pretty amazing.

 

This could be a whole new fad. No need for silly nicknames like A-Rod. To hell with nicknames. Dakota is a name of the past, how about U-Boat or V-Neck?

 

Maybe it's all the drugs they're giving women to induce labor that are causing these things to happen.

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Maybe this guy is from Krypton?

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Nope, SUNY Cortland.

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names i've considered for my firstborn (gotta find a girl to bear my children first tho :rolleyes: )

 

Boy:

4ndr3w J00ni3r

Adam Alec (funny if you knew my last name. but i think you can guess it)

Shakespeare (again, funny if you knew my last name)

 

Girl:

Emmy (again, funny if you knew my last name)

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R-kal never knew his parents he was in foster care his mother was a crack addict and gave him up right away unfortunatly she named him before she gave him up. He was originally from Brooklyn but lived with foster parents in Spring Valley New York. He went to Cortland State in New York and we called him Bam Bam. I played football with him there and believe me if they gave him another name he would forget it. Showed up at cortland as a 6'3" 185 pound de and left at 6'4" 255 pound De. O yeah he could not play his freshman year because just before camp started he got stabbed with a screw driver.

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How about naming your kid Seven(classic Seinfeld)....

 

George and Susan, heading home from the restaurant. George is happy, smiling and whistling.

 

GEORGE: I think they really went for that Soda.

 

SUSAN: What, are you crazy? They hated it. They were just humouring you.

 

GEORGE: Ah, alright. Believe me, that kid's gonna be called Soda.

 

SUSAN: I can tell you, I would never name my child Soda.

 

GEORGE: Oh, no no no. Course not. I got a great name for our kids. A Real original. You wanna hear what it is? Huh, you ready?

 

SUSAN: Yeah.

 

George uses his finger to draw a number 7 in the air, accompanying the

 

Strokes of his digit with a two-tone whistle.

 

SUSAN: What is that? Sign language?

 

GEORGE: No, Seven.

 

SUSAN: Seven Costanza? You're serious?

 

GEORGE: Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl...

 

Susan scoffs.

 

GEORGE: ...especially a girl. Or a boy.

 

SUSAN: I don't think so.

 

GEORGE: What, you don't like the name?

 

SUSAN: It's not a name. It's a number.

 

GEORGE: I know. It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all

 

Around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.

 

SUSAN: It's awful. I hate it!

 

GEORGE: (angry) Well, that's the name!

 

SUSAN: (also angry) Oh no it is not! No child of mine is ever going to be named Seven!

 

GEORGE: (yelling) Awright, let's just stay calm here! Don't get all crazy on me!

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