RuntheDamnBall Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?statsId=6293 Not sure if this one is better than the Crumpler family (Carlester, Alge), but "R-Kal" is still pretty amazing. This could be a whole new fad. No need for silly nicknames like A-Rod. To hell with nicknames. Dakota is a name of the past, how about U-Boat or V-Neck? Maybe it's all the drugs they're giving women to induce labor that are causing these things to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 "R-Kal Truckluk". The kid will live a lifetime of mis-directed billings, typos, calls from dunners and so forth. But heck, Jor-El named his kid Kal-El. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Maybe this guy is from Krypton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Maybe he's an android, like R2D2 or Johnny 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 What about Moon Unit Zappa ? Is that Irish ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BADOL Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Maybe this guy is from Krypton? 5012[/snapback] Nope, SUNY Cortland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Sounds like a brand of dog food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 What about Moon Unit Zappa ? Is that Irish ? 5015[/snapback] Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, leave the Irish out of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 WTF? The kids should be able to sue their parents in this instance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Maybe they had trouble with spelling and pronunciation, and really wanted to name him "Urkel". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 names i've considered for my firstborn (gotta find a girl to bear my children first tho ) Boy: 4ndr3w J00ni3r Adam Alec (funny if you knew my last name. but i think you can guess it) Shakespeare (again, funny if you knew my last name) Girl: Emmy (again, funny if you knew my last name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 could be worse.... could be T-Bone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 R-kal never knew his parents he was in foster care his mother was a crack addict and gave him up right away unfortunatly she named him before she gave him up. He was originally from Brooklyn but lived with foster parents in Spring Valley New York. He went to Cortland State in New York and we called him Bam Bam. I played football with him there and believe me if they gave him another name he would forget it. Showed up at cortland as a 6'3" 185 pound de and left at 6'4" 255 pound De. O yeah he could not play his freshman year because just before camp started he got stabbed with a screw driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 could be worse.... could be T-Bone 5053[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 How about naming your kid Seven(classic Seinfeld).... George and Susan, heading home from the restaurant. George is happy, smiling and whistling. GEORGE: I think they really went for that Soda. SUSAN: What, are you crazy? They hated it. They were just humouring you. GEORGE: Ah, alright. Believe me, that kid's gonna be called Soda. SUSAN: I can tell you, I would never name my child Soda. GEORGE: Oh, no no no. Course not. I got a great name for our kids. A Real original. You wanna hear what it is? Huh, you ready? SUSAN: Yeah. George uses his finger to draw a number 7 in the air, accompanying the Strokes of his digit with a two-tone whistle. SUSAN: What is that? Sign language? GEORGE: No, Seven. SUSAN: Seven Costanza? You're serious? GEORGE: Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl... Susan scoffs. GEORGE: ...especially a girl. Or a boy. SUSAN: I don't think so. GEORGE: What, you don't like the name? SUSAN: It's not a name. It's a number. GEORGE: I know. It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all Around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute. SUSAN: It's awful. I hate it! GEORGE: (angry) Well, that's the name! SUSAN: (also angry) Oh no it is not! No child of mine is ever going to be named Seven! GEORGE: (yelling) Awright, let's just stay calm here! Don't get all crazy on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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